Long time fans don't rejoice.
It's funny that your sports review also applies here with one additional word:
Yakuza: Dead Souls:
SEGA makes another Yakuza game; zombies.
Xenoblade: It keeps going and going and...
Kid Icarus Uprising: My hand hurts
Xenoblade Chronicles: The game that never ends, ever.
Mass Effect 3: Needs more cupcakes.
Dvader said:Xenoblade: It keeps going and going and...
Kid Icarus Uprising: My hand hurts
Archangel3371 said:Xenoblade Chronicles: The game that never ends, ever.
Mass Effect 3: Needs more cupcakes.
It's shorter than Oblivion. 
Fire Emblem Sacred Stones: Sexy chess with swords and shit
The Witcher 2: Sexy dude kills knights with magic.
Skyrim: It's finally playable on the 360.
XenoBlade: ...going and... Oooo a quest item!
Xenoblade:
Standing on the shoulders of giants. (what do I win?)
Super Mario 3D Land: Not the best handheld Mario game
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Iga_Bobovic said:Xenoblade:
Standing on the shoulders of giants. (what do I win?)
+1 for the fitting Newton quote
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bugsonglass said:Iga_Bobovic said:Xenoblade:
Standing on the shoulders of giants. (what do I win?)
+1 for the fitting Newton quote
Neil deGrasse Tyson about Sir Isaac Newton
Iga_Bobovic said:Xenoblade:
Standing on the shoulders of giants. (what do I win?)
The astrology prize for most ambiguous description
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Choo! Booo!
I win for this, 2 word review. 
#winningIga_Bobovic said:Xenoblade:
Standing on the shoulders of giants. (what do I win?)
Journey sucks ass.
Excitebots ewww!
bugsonglass said:Super Mario 3D Land: Not the best handheld Mario game
Super Mario 3D Land: Bugs is wrong
All my reviews are 6 words or less.
Final Fantasy 13-2: More Final Fantasy 13, times 2.
Mass Effect 3: Cliffhanger was a great movie.
Silent Hill HD Collection: Konami cash in on dead horse.
Mass Effect 3: Cliffhanger was a great movie.
I don't get what this means?
Call of Duty: Black Ops --- Decent Call of Duty 4 substitute.
GTA IV: Lost and The Damned --- Fucking motorcycles, I swear to god...
Listen to Iced Earth and play Doom
NHL 11: Electronic Arts makes another hockey game.
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