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Better than Hyrule Warriors.
You haven't played it! You don't know! Its fucking awesome!
Gamespot Reviews:
FFXIII = 8.5; Hyrule Warriors = 8.0, thus FFXIII > Hyrule Warriors.
Well I guess I can't argue with that math. Good to know I can still say its better than Destiny.
I gave this post a +1 just so the minus button would activate so I could click on it.
You're welcome.
Did you read the article? It was completed but never released on Wii, new engine, new content, speeder bike racing, 1:1 Wii motion plus controls, new lightsaber battles. 60fps.
FFS. You champion ignorance with SupremeAC, then shit this out after what Edge posted was only a little sad.
Didn't this entire site come about because we all disagreed with the opinion of Gamespot?
You know what time it is?
Squeep time!
I liked Final Fantasy XIII, but I'll give you a + because it was funny...
IGN Reviews
FFXIII = 8.9; Hyrule Warriors = 7.0, thus FFXIII > Hyrule Warriors.
Better, Leo? I chose Gamespot because the scores were closer, so Robio wouldn't feel as bad. Thank you for making poor Robio feel worse, Leo! I hope you're happy now!
LEAVE HYRULE WARRIORS ALONE!
**Apparently, I'm a drama queen now, so I have full rights to use this gif!**
Nope I'm fine. You see FFXIII is like 5 years old now and reviews weren't as harsh way back then. So a 7.0 today is the equivelent of a 11.5 from then.
Hey now, did I miss something here?
Final issue of ONM - review scores
super smash bros for nintendo 3DS, 95%
Disney magical world, 63%
megaman xtreme, 45%
megaman xtreme 2, 59%
Wii U
stealth inc 2: a game of clones, 90%
teslagrad, 70%
bayonetta 2, 93%
bayonetta, 93%
zen pinball 2: guardians of the Galaxy 2 table, 70%
zen pinball 2: the walking dead table, 83%
kickbeat, 60%
cubemen 2, 50%
Yes. Apparently the new thing around here is for everyone to argue with everyone else, so...
FUCK YOU, POOPY-HEAD!
^ That insult was a flop, Leo. 8.8
Oh shoot, so this Wii Rogue Squadron game redid the camera in the third person levels so it was like RE4 and the whole game ran on a new engine, the Lair PS3 engine, only it ran on Wii at 60 FPS and looked better than anything else on the system. It had 1:1 motionplus lightsaber battles with 12 characters including Darth Maul. And the game was complete, but never released.
And it included the N64 game tarted up with this new engine too.
My comment was at least a 9.5!
GAF:
"There was no online multiplayer but yes to better graphics! I remember thinking it was the only Wii game I would actually believe could pass as a 360 or PS3 sku. As I recall they massaged all the game modes, even the ground missions. I didn't sit down and play it all the way through but I believe Julian if he says it was done. Everything I saw and played looked content complete.
To really rub salt in wounds Factor 5 also did a Pilot Wings Wii vertical slice that was absolutely gorgeous. Is that public knowledge? It had real world continents (Europe, America, etc.), approximated versions of popular cities (Paris, New York) changing time of day, etc. It even had a Johnny Lee style head-tracking mode. F5 made a prototype wireless headset with the wii motion-sensing bar tech built in. As you flew you could look around the screen and it would track with your line of sight naturally without changing your vehicle's course."