Thai man marries twins

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question “And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai”? to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile “Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together”

A god among men. I salute you

Archangel3371 said:

gamingeek said:

Archangel3371 said:

@ GG Oh you better believe it and don't think that closed windows will save you.

It won't save me, but it does delay the inevitable.

And from the smell of things, you need more fibre in your diet.

It just gives your mind more time to ponder the agony that awaits.

phantom_leo said:

Anyone else Monster Hunting right now besides me?

Battling a giant penis is "Monster Hunting" now?

Ravenprose said:

EEDAR - Motion-based games are 'snacks'

“Motion based gaming only offers gamers a snack, something to tide them over between major releases.  Thumb based controllers will always play the dominant role in our industry because as of right now, no motion based system can offer the level of complexity that is needed for today’s core shooter and action based games.” - Jesse Divnich, an analyst at Electronic Entertainment Design and Research

*facepalm*

phantom_leo said:

Archangel3371 said:

No not yet. I'll be picking it up later next week along with Super Street Fighter IV.

ASK_Story said:

Not yet. But how is it so far?

Every once in a while a game comes along and you tell yourself: "If I had to play one game for the rest of my life..."

Damnit. Sound good.

All I want to hear about is how user friendly it is.

Famitsu scores

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker (PSP, Konami): 10 / 10 / 10 / 10 - (40/40)
Super Street Fighter IV (PS3/Xbox 360, Capcom): 9 / 9 / 9 / 8 - (35/40)
Splinter Cell Conviction (Xbox 360, Ubisoft): 8 / 9 / 8 / 8 - (33/40)
Loveroot Zero: Kiss Kiss * Labyrinth (PS2, Dimple): 5 / 5 / 5 / 5 - (20/40)
Bass Fishing Wii: World Tournament (Wii, Arc System Works): 6 / 6 / 5 / 6 - (23/40)
Rooms: Fushigi na Ugoku Heya (Wii, Hudson): 8 / 6 / 6 / 6 - (26/40)
Rooms: Fushigi na Ugoku Heya (NDS, Hudson): 7 / 7 / 7 / 8 - (29/40)
Katekyoo Hitman Reborn! DS Fate of Heat III - Yuki no Shugosha Raishuu! (NDS, Marvelous): 6 / 6 / 6 / 5 - (23/40)

aspro said:

bugsonglass said:

i hope every one of you bitches here is on yo knees praying yakuza 4 is getting translated as we speak

... or else

 I want it probably more than anyone, but at this point I wouldn't begrudge SEGA if they acted in their own self interest by not releasing it.

 i don't quite agree.  a localisation job for this game can be as simple as doing the menus in english and inserting subtitles into the cut-scenes (ie what they did with Y2 and Y3).  even if the game has 6 hours worth of video, a single person could do the translation in one month max.  

also sega are big publishers both in the US and Europe, they wouldn't have any trouble publishing their own game.

i do really think it would be stupid of them to say ... it's not a million seller in the west, we're not going to release the sequel.  the game is ready they can sell more with minimal added effort.  also in a sense they owe it to the people who bought the first 3, even if there's not as many of them in the west as they would like.

I love this game.

great trailers.  make me wanna give overkill another playthrough.

just last night at the pub while watching the football with friends there was a particularly obnoxious girl at the table behind getting giddy whenever messi would get near the ball.  one of my mates looks at me and says "what does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch".

so so many memorable one-liners.  like tarantino of old, maybe even more.

my favourite probably: "shit! that ain't right!"

Isaac Washington made it into the top game heroes 2009

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/video-games/6727952/Top-10-video-game-heroes-of-2009.html

7. Isaac Washington (House Of The Dead: Overkill)

House Of The Dead Overkill is the first video game to break into the record books for its use of bad language. It currently holds the Guinness World Record for most swearing in a video game. This is largely down to the efforts of Officer Isaac Washington who now officially has the foulest mouth in video games. As he and Agent G blast their way across the Grindhouse landscape in search of a zombie creating crime lord, Washington peppers his dialogue with more expletives than are contained in the entire film oeuvres of Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino combined. The fact that he's so likeable in spite of this is a testament to the sharp, comic talents of the game's writers; Washington's cussing is used to punctuate some of the funniest dialogue to appear in a game all year. It's possible that his predilection for the f-word may repulse a fair number of players. Then again, the sort of player who would take issue with coarse language probably wouldn't want to play a zombie shooter filled with grime, gore and grainy footage.

ROFFLES at this aussie story:

Graphic ... House of the Dead: Overkill, a new game designed for the family-friendly Wii console, comes with no language warning despite its record-breaking 189 uses of the f-word.

I put some art into the thread.