Yesterday me and two of my friends met up in Central Station. The plan was to go to Leiden to train. But there was no direct connection between Rotterdam and Leiden because of maintenance work. We had to go to Gouda, then get a new train to Den Hague Central, and finally yet another train to Leiden. So I said fuck that let's play some games.

After leaving my stuff at home, we went to one of my friend's house. He lived by himself, so I figured it would be nice to play some games with no interference of my sister, mom, dad and the 6 years old terror. 

So we played Super Mario Galaxy. So I helped my friend with some tips and second wiimote to get some stars. Few of them were purple coin stars. It was fun seeing him al nervous collecting some of the purple coins or racing cosmic Mario as he kept making mistakes that cost him the star. After he got it, I did the race also. I humbled him by doing a huge short cut and totally destroying Cosmic Mario in a race. I also showed him "the jump". 

The other guy was a Galaxy virgin. You would expect someone, who played galaxy for the first time ever, to be careful while maneuvering. Nope the guy was suicidal. Man, there is a coin on an edge, and he goes after it at full speed. Causing him to fall in a black hole. We screamed at him to stay away from the coins, there is no point in collecting them if you die. Also told him to slow down, you do not have to run all the time, but at least he has no fear, I give him that. After a few tries he got the hang of it and he finished 3 stars.

It ended with all three of us doing a run in the Honeyhive Galaxy - second star. The suicidal guy did alright, he did fall down and had to do a part over again, but he did finish it, with me helping with the second controller. The nervous guy did better, but was a bit slow in some part. Then it was my turn. I took 6 shortcuts and finished the star  whole lot quicker that they deemed possible. The nervous guy was flabbergasted and humbled yet again. I may not have lots of games like some of you guys, but I am God when it comes to Galaxy and Metroid too.

Animal Crossing and Rhythm heaven at night time. 

Built my basement, tidied my flowers. Getting perfects left right and centre on rhythm heaven. Bugs I dont know how RHeaven is relaxing bedtime gaming, it gets me pumping my fist in the air and grinning. 

Iga_Bobovic said:

Yesterday me and two of my friends met up in Central Station. The plan was to go to Leiden to train. But there was no direct connection between Rotterdam and Leiden because of maintenance work. We had to go to Gouda, then get a new train to Den Hague Central, and finally yet another train to Leiden. So I said fuck that let's "_____________".

After leaving my stuff at home, we went to one of my friend's house. He lived by himself, so I figured it would be nice to "_____________" with no interference of my sister, mom, dad and the 6 years old terror.

So we "_____________". So I helped my friend with "_____________".  It was fun seeing him all nervous "_____________". After he got it, I did "_____________" also. I humbled him by "_____________" huge cut and "_____________" in a race. I also showed him "_____________".

The other guy was a virgin. You would expect someone, who "_____________" for the first time ever, to be careful while maneuvering. Nope the guy was suicidal. Man, there is a "_____________" edge, and he goes after it at full speed. Causing him to fall in a "_____________" hole. We screamed at him to stay away from the "_____________". Also told him to slow down, you do not have to "_____________" all the time, but at least he has no fear, I give him that. After a few tries he got the hang of it and he finished "_____________".

It ended with all three of us "_____________". The suicidal guy did alright, he "_____________", but he did finish it, with me helping with "_____________". The nervous guy did better, but was a bit slow in some part. Then it was my turn. I took "_____________" and finished "_____________"  whole lot quicker that they deemed possible. The nervous guy was flabbergasted and humbled yet again. I may not have "_____________" like some of you guys, but I am God when it comes to "_____________".

Let's play Mad-Libs! Fill in the blanks! See if we can make something NOT dirty!

SteelAttack said:

Oh shit. "NOT dirty". I missed that part.

Knowing Iga, his friends, his preferences and past habits, it's impossible to fill in the blanks in any other way.

robio said:

bugsonglass said:

Really want Contra Rebirth.  Sounds like a perfect game for downloadable services like wiiware.

After getting my ass completely handed to me in Contra 4 I'm not sure I want to go near this game.  I don't think my 8 bit skill (or 16 bit for that matter) made it into the new millenium with me.

i showed more patience and resilience with that game than with any other difficult game this millenium i would start from the beginning every time and never continue and was happy to make even a tiny bit of progress with each new attempt.  felt very satisfying when i got to the end eventually but i know exactly what you mean as my 8/16 bit skills abandoned me a long time ago too

SteelAttack said:

phantom_leo said:

Iga_Bobovic said:

Yesterday me and two of my friends met up in Central Station. The plan was to go to Leiden to train. But there was no direct connection between Rotterdam and Leiden because of maintenance work. We had to go to Gouda, then get a new train to Den Hague Central, and finally yet another train to Leiden. So I said fuck that let's "_screw until our balls fall down___".

After leaving my stuff at home, we went to one of my friend's house. He lived by himself, so I figured it would be nice to "__massage some balls__" with no interference of my sister, mom, dad and the 6 years old terror.

So we "__started to take our clothes off__". So I helped my friend with "_his massive wang__".  It was fun seeing him all nervous "_because he couldn't get it up". After he got it, I did "_rub my cock_" also. I humbled him by "_showing him my girth, although my wang had a_" huge cut and "_I told them I would beat them..._" in a race. I also showed him "how to stretch his anus like that goatse dude_".

The other guy was a virgin. You would expect someone, who "_was about to smoke the pipe_" for the first time ever, to be careful while maneuvering. Nope the guy was suicidal. Man, there is a "_foreskin" edge, and he goes after it at full speed. Causing him to fall in a "_gaping_" hole. We screamed at him to stay away from the "throbbing anus". Also told him to slow down, you do not have to "ejaculate" all the time, but at least he has no fear, I give him that. After a few tries he got the hang of it and he finished "with a loud BANG".

It ended with all three of us "butt naked and horny". The suicidal guy did alright, he "took too much time with the balls", but he did finish it, with me helping with "finding the G spot". The nervous guy did better, but was a bit slow in some part. Then it was my turn. I took "everyone by surprise" and finished "ramming my wang down their asses"  whole lot quicker that they deemed possible. The nervous guy was flabbergasted and humbled yet again. I may not have "lots of girls" like some of you guys, but I am God when it comes to "hairy man ass_".

Let's play Mad-Libs! Fill in the blanks! See if we can make something NOT dirty!

Done!

brilliant.

SteelAttack said:

phantom_leo said:

Iga_Bobovic said:

Yesterday me and two of my friends met up in Central Station. The plan was to go to Leiden to train. But there was no direct connection between Rotterdam and Leiden because of maintenance work. We had to go to Gouda, then get a new train to Den Hague Central, and finally yet another train to Leiden. So I said fuck that let's "_screw until our balls fall down___".

After leaving my stuff at home, we went to one of my friend's house. He lived by himself, so I figured it would be nice to "__massage some balls__" with no interference of my sister, mom, dad and the 6 years old terror.

So we "__started to take our clothes off__". So I helped my friend with "_his massive wang__".  It was fun seeing him all nervous "_because he couldn't get it up". After he got it, I did "_rub my cock_" also. I humbled him by "_showing him my girth, although my wang had a_" huge cut and "_I told them I would beat them..._" in a race. I also showed him "how to stretch his anus like that goatse dude_".

The other guy was a virgin. You would expect someone, who "_was about to smoke the pipe_" for the first time ever, to be careful while maneuvering. Nope the guy was suicidal. Man, there is a "_foreskin" edge, and he goes after it at full speed. Causing him to fall in a "_gaping_" hole. We screamed at him to stay away from the "throbbing anus". Also told him to slow down, you do not have to "ejaculate" all the time, but at least he has no fear, I give him that. After a few tries he got the hang of it and he finished "with a loud BANG".

It ended with all three of us "butt naked and horny". The suicidal guy did alright, he "took too much time with the balls", but he did finish it, with me helping with "finding the G spot". The nervous guy did better, but was a bit slow in some part. Then it was my turn. I took "everyone by surprise" and finished "ramming my wang down their asses"  whole lot quicker that they deemed possible. The nervous guy was flabbergasted and humbled yet again. I may not have "lots of girls" like some of you guys, but I am God when it comes to "hairy man ass_".

Let's play Mad-Libs! Fill in the blanks! See if we can make something NOT dirty!

Done!

 OMG!

Dvader said:

E3 is coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMoiBOqA-ic

I'd jiz in my pants if Nintendo shows a new Pilotwings; that would be a MEGATON (to me). I love that series, but I have very little faith that they'll ever do it.

Michael Pachter said he expects a new Starfox game to be announced at E3. And Pachter's always right, so that's something to look forward to.