Ah Bugsy is here to use physics to rip Steel ass open so hard it will make Leo blush.

*reads Bugsy's post

Dammit Bugsy, you disappoint me

This is what you should have done

SteelAttack said:

Easy, if you headbang fast enough, your head motion starts to create static electricity because of your long hair, which in turn leads to electromagnetic attraction of iron ions in the environment.  

Don't you mean an electrostatic attraction? Static electricity cause an electric field. An electric field is formed around stationary electrons. An magnetic field is formed by moving electrons or current. 

SteelAttack said:

Eventually, a critical mass of iron ions is achieved, thus leading to the formation of iron molecules 

No the first mistake is understandable, but this one is just embarrassing.  There is no such thing as iron molecules. Iron is an atom. They do not form molecules, but a crystalline structure of atoms bounded by electrostatic interactions. Molecule is things like Water, which consists of 2 Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom. Oxygen that consists of two Oxygen atoms. Metal is just a bunch of atoms connected with each other by electrostatic forces

SteelAttack said:

Eventually, a critical mass of iron ions is achieved, thus leading to the formation of iron molecules that bind with carbon (because in a mosh pit there are bound to be some pussy posers, they don't produce iron, they produce carbon because of so much exposure to shitty bands such as my chemical bromance, incubus, slipknot and korn or limp bizkit) in order to produce steel. 

This one does not make sense. Pure Iron is actually soft and weak, it is by imperfections like Carbon that Steel gets significantly stronger. So Carbon is very important ingredient, because pure iron is useless. 

See, Bugsy! That's what you should have done!

SteelAttack said:

You know, the only reason Bugsy didn't say all that was because he knew better than making himself look like an anal-retentive asshole talking about chemistry and bridges in a Brutal Legend thread.

 And the reason why this is posted here is because you have never made a Universe thread. A thread where we can talk about electromagnetism and how heavy metals are formed. And besides this thread is about metal, we are talking about metal.

P.S. what was the first topic we derailed with the Universe talk? I can't remember anymore!

SteelAttack said:

Brütal Legend kicks ASS!

No doubt, considering Iced Earth is in the soundtrack.

phantom_leo said:

You can keep your big-tittied-virgins, I'LL take Brutal Legend all by itself!

*Unless, of course, you have a few huge-hung-headbangers to throw my way!*

Yeah, Archie is hung like a mad burro, and hotter than tamales.