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Amazon: Deus Ex: Human Revolution – Director’s Cut $22
Awesome version, awesome game
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SEGA outlines Wii U/3DS upcoming support
Sonic Lost World ships 710k - for the fiscal year, SEGA has 4 Wii U projects slated for release
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Or deduct the number of dead/replaced consoles. How many PSXs, PS2s and PS3s did an average gamer go through?
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Listen to Wu-Tang and watch Kung-Fu
You be quiet too!
Now add the Walkmans.
Dubious lifetime sales numbers are dubious.
So if this QOL Quality of life bullshit Nintendo is doing works out I can see it becoming more like a technology company. Not making Bluray players and laptops but cheap, unique gadgets. Sort of like going way back to the Nintendo Love Tester days. Maybe a ROB the robot Health station. A talking robot station for elderly people with all sorts of gadgets attached to remind them to take their medication, or test their blood pressure, measure their body fat. The robot could yell at them loudly to remind them. Or flash red until they press a button to confirm they're still alive. Maybe it would have Wii Connect 24 like always on wireless tech, with a webcam for relatives to monitor them.
With Samuel Jackson doing the voice over.
Hey motherfucker, take your motherfuckin' pills!
It would be huge.
I'm primarily thinking about my parents here. Something that could periodically give my dad an electric shock to keep him awake would be handy too.
Don't laugh people. Nintendo's robots are the only thing standing between us and Vladimir Putin!
"Are you mother fucking breathing?! Fuck don't tell me you are dead, hit my fucking button if you are not dead! Wake the fuck up! I'm calling the fucking ambulance you better be dying!"
Did Nintendo just announce their pokemon for this year? What remake is this?
Now I'm picturing a robot standing besides an elderly gentleman while holding a tiny cattle prod.
I'd pay a significant amount of money for such a device.
Ruby and Sapphire, I think. Omega and Alpha. I don't even know, never was too big on the Pokemans.
Then Nintendo can invent the indoor smoking device. A cannister that absorbs the fumes from people smoking, they just mount the cigarette in it, then exhale into it. The special stuff in the canister absorbs the smoke so they can smoke indoors/cars and not bother people.
Then, B.O.N.E the sex robot, who uses Kinect like tech to monitor your technique and shouts out advice.
For 2016 the Mens in car urinary aid. A hose with suction that you connect to your man parts for long journeys. Need to pee? Just release and relax.
For 2017 the haircutting helmet, just put it on, wait 3 minutes and it will auto shave your head.
Dude the pee in a car thing would make them mad cash.
This.
My dad is borderline narcoleptic. One minute you've having a conversation the next you look over and he's flat out. Sleeps more than a cat!
GG why are you not in charge of Nintendo, you would make billions.