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Thu, 15 Mar 2018 19:34:23

Glad the colonoscopy and care are working out for you, GG.

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Thu, 15 Mar 2018 20:14:16
The potential for tasteless puns is too great, so I'll just say I'm glad that you're past the colonoscopy and that I hope that this will have been the most unpleasant part and you will turn out to be in relative good health.
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Thu, 15 Mar 2018 21:04:34

One thing, I asked if the tube was single use.

It's not. So it has been inside many, many, people before. indecision Was told it cost £40'000

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Thu, 15 Mar 2018 21:51:56
gamingeek said:

One thing, I asked if the tube was single use.

It's not. So it has been inside many, many, people before. indecision Was told it cost £40'000

That's one expensive manwhore. WinkWink

Great to hear it all went so smoothly.

(Sorry, I don't have Supreme's self control.)

Seriously, though, it's great they treated you so well after all the bureaucracy put you through.

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Thu, 15 Mar 2018 22:06:57
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That'll make for a killer pick up line. "So, how do you feel about stuffing £40.000 up your ass?"
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Thu, 15 Mar 2018 23:31:22

Here’s a brain-teaser for you all: What do a colonoscopy tube and my cock have in common?

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Thu, 15 Mar 2018 23:51:38

Are they both full of crap? GASP

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:01:10

They're both insured for 40,000 pounds?

Edited: Fri, 16 Mar 2018 02:20:36

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 10:10:13

GG, I will be scheduling a colonoscopy for myself in the next couple of years.  I think it’s recommended for everyone over forty.

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 10:13:25
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GG, I will be scheduling a colonoscopy for myself in the next couple of years.  I think it’s recommended for everyone over forty.

Over here everyone over 50 gets an invitation for a colonoscopy every 4 years I think.  I also know someone who is much younger but has one every so many years because one of his parents died of bowel cancer.  It's all the rage it seems.

edit: also not cool on your edit Travo.

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 11:53:41
gamingeek said:

One thing, I asked if the tube was single use.

It's not. So it has been inside many, many, people before. indecision Was told it cost £40'000

Sharing is caring!

At least you finally got it all done.

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 14:36:55
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Over here everyone over 50 gets an invitation for a colonoscopy every 4 years I think.  I also know someone who is much younger but has one every so many years because one of his parents died of bowel cancer.  It's all the rage it seems.

edit: also not cool on your edit Travo.

LOL It felt cruel.  I couldn’t keep it.  I have a history of colon cancer in my family.  My grandfather had it and passed away when I was two months old.

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 15:21:17
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I've been browsing the Switch's upcoming games section, and it seems that its success has attracted the girl oogling genre. I never thought I'd see the day where such games woyld release on a Nintendo system. REJOICE! I mean, um, FOR SHAME!
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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 16:28:15

That Sega Mega Drive Collection is badass, but it's missing a few games that would have really made my shlong stand at attention. Namely, Faery Tale and Castlevania Bloodlines.

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 17:55:15
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SupremeAC said:
I've been browsing the Switch's upcoming games section, and it seems that its success has attracted the girl oogling genre. I never thought I'd see the day where such games woyld release on a Nintendo system. REJOICE! I mean, um, FOR SHAME!

Disgusting! I will take a look at what games those are so that I can properly be revolted.

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 19:49:45

Uh feeling pretty dodgy recently, I expected the lower adominal cramping and pain - I mean, they burned my insides and pulled chunks out. But having unexpected chest/upper abdominal pain. Reading the report, they say you can get gas pain, but I never imagined it could be that bad or be so high up. It really aches badly. If I didn't have someone with me I probably would have called an ambulance.

They give bad advice too. Said I could go back to normal diet immediately. I should be on porridge and soup.

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 20:13:12

I googled my colonscopy report and it sounds like Gastritis

https://www.healthline.com/health/gastritis-chronic#prevention​

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Fri, 16 Mar 2018 20:36:51

Unless they somehow inserted the longest colonoscope know the world, there's no way a colonoscopy could yield a gastritis diagnosis. A colonoscopy views the large intestine, rectum and in some cases small portions of the end of the small intestine.

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