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Slain for PC. Beautiful indie CastleVania-like. Everyone here with a PC should give it a try... except Vader cause he doesn't want games like this anymore.  

From it's Steam page: "A heavy metal inspired combat with puzzle elements and gore galore. Stunning visuals and true old school gameplay with classic arcade combat accompanied by the most metal soundtrack you've ever heard. Prepare to be Slain! Will you accept the challenge..."

Now I remember what I didn't like about DOOM 3. Its way too fucking long for what it is. Gameplay is too repetitive to support the length. How many halls and labs do I need to go through before they get to the fucking point?

Okami-ism.

robio said:

Yep, it's going to just about every platform. PC, PS4, Vita, Wii U, XboxOne,

Are you sure about that? I've been trying to find that exact info and I haven't come across it anywhere.

Edit: Duh. Nevermind. Guess I just didn't look hard enough.

Surely my GUILTIEST pleasure of all time, but I have to admit it, I'm having a F-IN' BLAST with Senran Kagura! Never, ever did I ever think that a game where Ninja Girls battle on a beach to the point where they knock each other's clothes off would be something I would truly get into, but I'm hooked! There's 4 Ninja Schools, multiple girls per school --all-- with varying attacks and play styles. They air-dash, run on walls, collect Ninja Scrolls for big, flashy attacks and the more moves you Combo together, the higher the experience you receive... It's bright, it's challenging, it's HILARIOUS and F-U-N ! ! ! Screw the haters that would automatically look down on this game. You just have to take it for what it's worth. It's by far the most perverted game I've ever owned, and I even bought Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball back in the day, but it's so much more of a GAME, I don't CARE what people may think of me for playing it!

I simultaneously disappointed a cute guy at Best Buy when I asked him if they had this game --and-- utterly repulsed the older woman behind the pick-up counter when she looked the game over before ringing it up for me... That was just the START of the fun!!  

Edit: I have no idea why, but this game keeps on making me think of the Shinobi game that was on PS2...

GameCube: worst console with a great library ever; banal appeal to the lowest common denominator. Controller: flimsy crap, awful buttons; notwithstanding the great ergonomics. Therefore probably the most overrated console ever, second only to the DreamCast, but at least the DreamCast has an excuse for unrealistic idealisation in that it had the decency to kill the company, as a major force in gaming, that produced it; the company also responsible for shit like Sonic.

Which is to say, I like how impractical the fake NX controller appears to be. Seems, indeed, unsuable; fingers might get in the way of the action; looks like a handegg, but definitely has a strange charm to it. Craziest-looking thing Nintendo has produced since the GameCube, which looked like a toddler carry case with a Fisher Price controller. So...for the same reasons I actually love the GameCube, I love this (probably fake) NX controller. Looks like something a toddler of the 21st century would play with, not the 20th. Your toddler's first tablet...more so than the Wii U controller did, which was probably what Nintendo were going for with it.

P.S. GameInformer editor: Admits to knowing nothing about the fake NX controller in public statement; accepted by the videogame populace as industry commentary/news. lol.

R.I.P. Gary Shandling.

Yay it's fake. Dodged a bullet there.

_Bear said:

Archangel3371 said:

R.I.P. Gary Shandling.

Pretty sad.

Yeah. Smart guy.