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RE6 Fails To Meet Sales Goal Due To Challenges During Development
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Bitches please you want a real Zelda top 5 list:
The Legend Of Zelda (NES)
A Link To The Past (SNES)
Ocarina Of Time (N64)
And the rest suck.
I thought Dvader said only the 3d Zeldas? If we were counting the entire franchise I would put A Link To The Past at #1 or #2.
Archie..you've never played Majora? Mind Blown.
I just beat the final boss in Skyward...what a pain in the ass. A perfect example of why motion controls piss me off...because they don't always work how they're supposed to. Unlike when you press a button and it works every time. Overall great game, but it DID feel like it lasted maybe too long? The pacing kind of slipped in the final 20% of the game. Just like Wind Waker, actually.
Probably score it around an 8.9
Sorry I have not been around gents.
The site just does not load for me (really slow). It has taken over 20 minutes just to get this far, so hopefully this gets through.
Okay, I finally beat Ushumgal Subjugator, a boss in Final Fantasy XIII that I've been stuck on for nearly a year now. It took me over two hours, while using a guide to beat it, and I still only got a two-star rating. Goddamn, I suck at these games!
We miss you my friend.
Sounds like maybe you need to level up some?
Damn, that sucks. I've been wondering why you haven't been on the site.
The site's been running fine for me since Yoda fixed a bunch of stuff.
I've leveled up all of the character's as far as I can. Nah, I just suck at JRPGs.
No Link's Awakening is unacceptable.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileElitist.
Ugh...Wlaking Dead Survival Instinct isn't looking too hot. What a shame.
Yay! I just beat the Havoc Skytank on my first try! I'm now in Chapter 8.
Damn, this game has some stunning visuals!
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False. That's what old people who didn't grow up playing games say about button presses.
What's with the red diamond?
Yes Edge you have it correct. And GME proves he knows nothing of Zelda.
Ni No Kuni music is incredibly beautiful. Seriously, majestically gorgeous music. I wish I had a surround setup for this. Oh well at least it's not coming out of the tinny DS speaker
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Listen to Wu-Tang and watch Kung-Fu
Know nothing of Zelda? Motherfucker I have been playing Zelda since it was invented. The first game is friggin magical man, full of secrets, so much ingenuity and good design in the game its crazy. Everything that is good in the series is at it's pinnacle in the first game. Link To The Past was about the same, and Ocarina was awesome for it's time. Every game since then has been Ocarina 2.0 or some shitty shit cell shaded bumblefuck shitfest.
Zelda 2 the sidescrolling one? Fucking made by a crackwhore probably. That game was about as fun as rubbing one off to a picture of two grandmas eating their old wrinkly pussy. Still though I made it to shadow link once. Asshole ganked me two dozen times over before I wiped my dick all over the cartridge and loaned it to my friend. Happy gaming motherfucker, nevermind the smell.
Majoras Mask never played it but it looks stupid to me with the whole moon thing, mask thing seems dumb too. Motherfucker i'm link bitch! How im supposed to be getting laid in running around like a psychopath in a mask, bitches dont put out for that shit. It's like a super happy dressup simulator of Ocarina except with 90% more apocalypse and time constraints caus they are fuuuuuuunnnn. Playing with time constraints is one of the things I hate most in games, not for me.
Windwaker, a few hours of that shit was all I could take. Sailing endlessly around a boring world that's fucking fun right?!!:r31kjmr23kljkfeljf22 I fucking despise that game, from the artstyle, to the design, to the concept, everything about it is a shit sandwhich with a ripe old side of asshole and it is so far removed from the original Zelda that it may as well have been it's own franchise game. Zelda for cunts maybe. Has a nice ring to it.
Twlight Princess? That game was fucking terrible with its stupid ass wolf bullshit and princess looks retarded shadowfart girl that hurr duuurs all over the place like a ripe fucking cunt and when it wasn't busy shitting all over itself with it's boring shittyness (FIVE HOURS or so of fucking around with princess shadowfart and fucking teenwolf before I can play the real game?!) it was being an Ocarina remake. Fuck that game.
I never play Skyward Sword it looks like Ocarina in space and you have Miyamoto saying "Heres the same fucking game but now you can fly a bird you dumb assholes! Fuck you thats the best we could come up with, thanks for your $60 you stupid cunts." Thats a fucking direct quote too believe it.