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Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars interview
20-30 hours just to complete the main story, 70-80 total
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"Prince of Persia is its own worst enemy. On one hand the team at Ubisoft Montreal has created an absolutely stunning game world. On the other, it's streamlined the series' trademark platforming so much it might as well be on rails, left combat mainly pointless and made it actually impossible for you to die. Plus we want to punch the new American Prince in the face."
So they've turned it into Sonic?
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.
Lol.
Lol. I tried to make him like a mexican pimp, but the clothes options are sorely lacking in the pimp department. I wanted him to have a huge pink trenchcoat and high platform shoes, like a 70s pimp.
Well in that case you are going to LOVE Sinterklaas. Tomorrow Sinterklaas visits Holland, and he takes with him his servants!
Be niece or Black Pete's are taking you to Spain, in a bag!
He looks like Higgins, if Higgins got a tan and became a burgler.
And WTF Iga is THAT?!
Well it is best explained in a rap.
It actually sounds like they did an Assassin's Creed on it. How dreadful. Seriously, you would press the analogue stick in the direction you wanted to go and your guy jump over obstacles, jump on ledges, tip toe on rooftops and pull all kinds of acrobatic moves all on his own. The game played itself. Now Prince of Persia does too. On the bright side though ... that's one game i won't feel bad for not playing.
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Listen to Wu-Tang and watch Kung-Fu
Why are these not posted in the 1000th post celebration thread?
Sounds like the Beastie boys.
Cause I'm lazy. Damn how could tinypic remove one of the pics in 10 minutes flat?
EDIT: Both pics!
I can't work out if Ubisoft are doing well or not these days.
The fact that you don't know means you haven't seen Collateral! GO WATCH COLLATERAL!
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileI have seen it. I still don't know what those painted face freaks are doing.
Pedro del Negro -- Black Peter! Felix explains it when Max sees him while pretending to be Vincent. He's Santa's helper who takes away bad children who don't heed the warning left for them the first time.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobilei did some research (ie watched a second youtube video). Apparently the zwarte piets are italian chimney sweeps hence the black faces.
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Listen to Wu-Tang and watch Kung-Fu
"The Conduit Has Last Gen FPS Design" - There's a difference between this gen and last gen design? Well that went over my head. Wait...WTF you press "-" to reload? Why not just press "A" and "B" at the same time?
One of the site's forefathers.
Damn. WTH? I heard that Italian PM Belusconi made a joke when Obama visited saying that he would work on his tan. Said it was a joke and that people were too sensitive. My friend told me that he saw posters of the Spanish basketball team, they mocked up a poster for the Bejing Olmypics where they all had slit eyes. WTH.
Tons of other games and sequels can face the last gen design criticism. The only advancements I'm seeing is bigger is better and more detailed. Pressing - to reload is fine, I use it in COD all the time. But I can understand what the preview means, it sounds like they played the first level, which is in a set of corridor bunkers. You can see the full video on IGN. I'm not expecting much from this game other than a pretty looking shooter (for the system) with great IR controls.
Why do sci-fi FPS even need to reload? Doom never reloaded. If you had the bullets, you just used 'em. Quake was the same way, and that's the way it should be. F*** this "realisim" nonsense.