Okay let me use my omniscience abilities to finish this story, because it taking too long.

Iga kills all aliens and then proceeds to kill Vader, GG and Travo because they are fucking useless.

Then Iga, Steel and Edgy go around the world being awesome.

The end!

I like that story.

Let me just add that Iga, Steel, and myself then proceed to gangbang Julia Voth. Aliens watch in amazement.

edgecrusher said:

I like that story.

Let me just add that Iga, Steel, and myself then proceed to gangbang Julia Voth. Aliens watch in amazement.

Impossible I killed them all.

Then we will proceed to clone Julia Voth 2 times, so we have one each.

Robio's dead on his first mission out cause he can't hit an alien that is literally standing in front of him. I was the leader of this squad and I was the badass finally. I shine more when GG isn't hogging kills. He has 19 kills right now.

I have hit gaming zen with this game, definetly better than RE6. Right now this is the only competition ME3 has for GOTY right now for me.

You had a 90% chance of a hit and you missed.

Dvader said:

Iga is dead! I cant believe this shit. I gave him super armor and everything but the team missed shots when they had to make them and he got killed cause of it. Once Iga died my guy started to panic and curled up into a ball crying (not really but thats what its like. Steel avenged Iga's death. I am still in the alien base, everything was almost perfect now I am pissed.

OMG WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! Iga turned into a zombie and killed Steel!!! Fuck! My two best guys, with the two best armors I made. Me and GG had to gun Iga down. Its now me, GG and Ada Wong alone in an alien base.

Holy shit there are a ton of aliens, it will take a miracle to get out of this alive.

And we made it all out. GG became Rambo, he took out a ton of aliens, so did Ada. I was missing shots left and right and got mind controled by an alien at the end, GG killed the alien and saved me.

As always, I have your back.

Iga's bravado came to nought, naked GG saved the day.

Then went to Paris.

Dvader said:

Robio's dead on his first mission out cause he can't hit an alien that is literally standing in front of him. .

This is an accurate reflection of Robio in real life.

robio said:

Admittedly shooters have never been my strongest genre, but damn no need to rub it in.

GodModeEnabled said:

But where is sergeant godmode?

You are coming.

Travo you saw your first action, you lived, good job. Lately no deaths.

This mission is insane! Foolz died after capturing an alien commander, who had Travo and robio under mind control. He got blind sided by these hulk dudes, first time I see them. Edge got ambushed by them but I managed to get him to run back to everyone else. Then Bugs was killed. EVERYONE except Ada Wong panicked, luckily she just so happens to have a grenade that gives soliders willpower, so I used that. We are now all huddled together in the middle of the level fucking surrounded. Last stand time. The team is now Ada, Edge, Travo and Angel. I brought mostly low ranking guys cause I expected this to be an easy mission, oops.

YEAH! Thats how you fucking work as a team. We kicked their asses, it was beautiful everyone hitting shots, Edge kicking ass.