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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:34:03
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1. Old Man in Zelda - Give it up to the man! He gives you a sword, he gives you bombs, he gives you heart containers.  How can you not love the guys? Plus he doesn't take shit from anyone. Take a swipe at him, and the fire actually defends him. Total badass.

2.  Oro (Street Fighter III) - You know the old saying, "I could kick your ass with one hand tied behind my back" ?  This guy does it! Well technically it's in front of him, but it's still tied. He's lethal and he flicks boogers. You don't mess with the Oro.

3.  The End (MGS3) - This guys was probably a sniper back in the Civil War. ANd he can still hit you. Sure he won't kill you, but I wouldn't mess with him Plus he makes the whole parrot thing work, without being a pirate.

4. The old guy on the cover of Phalanx (SNES) - Who the hell is he? What does he have to do with the game? Who knows? But he has a banjo.  That's instant cred and we should all admire him.

5. Cranky Kong - Okay maybe he's not technically a man, but he's a primate. Good enough for me.  He sells balloons. That's all you need to be cool in my book.

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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:35:09
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6. Ravenprose - 'nuff said!  Nyaa
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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:35:59
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Isn't it weird, whenever there is a Zelda reference, Vader appears out of nowhere...?  surprise

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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:37:27
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phantom_leo said:
6. Ravenprose - 'nuff said!  Nyaa

BWHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Shit that was a good burn.

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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:38:42
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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:39:01
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phantom_leo said:
6. Ravenprose - 'nuff said!  Nyaa

BWHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Shit that was a good burn.

What burn? Leo's 100% right! Nyaa

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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:40:11
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EEP!

STOP DOING THAT ! ! !

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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:40:45
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*damn invisible hamsters!*

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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 19:53:41
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Love #1. Happy

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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 20:02:36
robio said:

Take a swipe at him, and the fire actually defends him. Total badass.

In Soviet Hyrule, the Fire Puts out You!

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Mon, 07 Feb 2011 00:38:17

I thought this was going to be:

1. Sakaguchi

2. Miyamoto

3. Sid Mier

4. Peter Molyneux

5. Gabe Newell


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Mon, 07 Feb 2011 04:29:41
phantom_leo said:
6. Ravenprose - 'nuff said!  Nyaa

LOL

aspro said:

I thought this was going to be:

1. Sakaguchi

2. Miyamoto

3. Sid Mier

4. Peter Molyneux

5. Gabe Newell

Gabe Newll? Hrm

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Mon, 07 Feb 2011 08:10:48

I was running out of old people -- that's not MY top 5.  Sub in Warren Spector, he seems cool.


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Mon, 07 Feb 2011 11:22:52
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Hey! I'm not dead YET!

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Mon, 07 Feb 2011 11:23:10

Revolver Ocelot is pretty cool.  As well as the old guy in SFIV Leo likes to play as

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Mon, 07 Feb 2011 11:27:09

"Oh, I may be old, but my time is FAR from over!"

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Mon, 07 Feb 2011 11:28:53

Should have been number one (SHAME on you all!):

*Son, I am disappoint!*

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Mon, 07 Feb 2011 14:05:12
phantom_leo said:

Should have been number one (SHAME on you all!):

No way. I once saw that guy get his ass kicked by Jigglypuff when he was younger. I highly doubt he got better with age.

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Mon, 07 Feb 2011 18:24:42

I never consider Solid Snake an old guy. He is just age impared.

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