Foolz said:But this isn't bizarre or hilarious.
I was thinking the same thing.
SteelAttack said:Damn Potter takes all the royalties from his movies. What's a poor, rotund boy to do? Why, grow pot! That's what. Those muffins are not getting any cheaper.
He was using the magic he learned in his botany classes.
Ravenprose said:Foolz said:But this isn't bizarre or hilarious.I was thinking the same thing.
This is just the beggining, asses.
Do you not remember the Indian boy married to a village dog to avoid death by Tiger doom?
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Okay this thread needs Travo. I am going to send him a mail now!
Let's not forget the man who stole an airplane to get some Gatorade.
He also wanted some beef jerky, but didn't have enough money.
Damnit Travo, link doesn't work 
Remember the guy who held a woman hostage with a SEGA master system gun? 
Politician fumes over Gay Elephant
A Polish politician has criticised his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported on Friday.
"We didn't pay 37 million zlotys (7.6 million pounds) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councillor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.
"We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party.
The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14
What next? Before we know it they'll be able to marry too! Disgusting!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090413/tod-conman-hypnotises-jeweller-steals-di-879dccc.html
Conman hypnotises jeweller, steals diamonds
Indian police are hunting a conman who hypnotised a Mumbai jewellery store worker before stealing 160,000 dollars worth of diamond necklaces and bracelets.
Katrina Sunil Purswami, who works at the Seres store in the upmarket Bandra West suburb, was told by the man on Saturday that he wanted to give the gems as a present and persuaded her to bring them to a nearby hotel.
"When the employee went to the hotel, the accused acted like he was the owner," senior police inspector Prakash George was quoted as saying by the Daily News and Analysis newspaper on Monday.
"As Purswami was showing him the sets, he asked her to write the details of the sets for him. He then hypnotised her and decamped with the ornaments. Purswami was left confused and could not understand what was going on."
The officer said the jeweller's store was newly opened and the owner allowed the employee to visit the hotel with the diamonds because he thought he was in line for a large sale.
Police are studying CCTV from the hotel to try to identify the conman but cameras at the shop were not working, George said.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20090408/ten-harry-potter-star-arrested-in-drug-r-c60bd6d.html
Harry Potter star Jamie Waylett has been arrested after cops allegedly caught him growing marijuana in his home.
The officers allegedly discovered eight bags of cannabis in the vehicle and arrested both men on suspicion of drug possession. They then ordered a raid on the 19-year-old's home in Camden, North London.
Drug squad officers are said to have subsequently discovered ten cannabis plants at the property, worth around £2,000, meaning Waylett now stands accused of production of a Class B drug.
A police spokesman tells The Sun, "Both men have been bailed until July pending further enquiries and tests on the substances."