Dvader said:gamingeek said:
I cant get this trailer to loadOnce I click the ESRB thing I get the page, sans flash player.
It was looking for a dick to hold on too but it couldn't find one.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Dvader said:It was looking for a dick to hold on too but it couldn't find one.
How in the world did I let this one get by me?
phantom_leo said:Dvader said:It was looking for a dick to hold on too but it couldn't find one.How in the world did I let this one get by me?
Finally.
GRAB IT! GRAB IT I SAID! BOTH HANDS! OoOoOOOoooooHHHHHHH ! ! !
But why does the guy have a football on his back?
phantom_leo said:Dvader said:It was looking for a dick to hold on too but it couldn't find one.How in the world did I let this one get by me?
Because you were looking for a dick to hold but you couldn't find one.
Sin and Punishment 2 ONM 90% review Successor Of The Skies is a '90s shoot 'em up in a slick, 21st-century shell, and it's proud of it
Sin and Punishment 2 review from GC 9/10 Gloriously creative visuals, levels and bosses. Perfect controls. Good range of difficulty levels
Sin and Punishment 2 Eurogamer review 9/10
Sin and Punishment 2 Ngamer 87% review A thrilling showcase for every part of the Wii's mighty hardware.
Sin & Punishment 2 IGN UK Review 9.2 - this game is AAA apparently
Sin and Punishment 2 EDGE mag review 8/10
Eurogamer Italy review Sin and Punishment 2 10/10 - a landmark within the history of the genre, a product that will be remembered for years
I hope this game delivers when it finally comes out. I like the N64 version on VC so I guess I won't be too disappointed.
gamingeek said:Wonder if Spirit on gamespot is getting this?
way too mainstream for him
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The Guardian reviewThe Guardian reviews Sin and Punishment 2
With its vivid graphics, soundtrack and challenging, perfectly balanced levels, S&P2 deserves a bigger audience than it will probably receive. However, it's one of the most imaginative Wii games currently available and will tide you over the impending summer slump a lot better than many better known titles.
Lost Gamer reviewSin and Punishment 2 Lost gamer review
Sin & Punishment: Successor of the Skies has a glorious vivacity that pulses through its veins from start to finish. Among the constant stream of enemies, ammunition and anything else that isn’t nailed to the ground is game so wrapped in the seasonings of its former influences, it’s as if you’ve gone back in time and loaded up Space Harrier for the first time. Few games manage such a balance that taps into classic elements whilst throwing its own unique touches. It’s a shame that most of the Wii’s audience might not be able to comprehend how spectacular and rewarding Sin & Punishment can be but those who do will find a tingling buzz that’s difficult to waggle free from.
Lost Gamer Verdict 9/10
So, anyone else bought this game then?
Anyone?
Anyone??????Thought not.
In the words of the once great (no longer great since he decided he had better games than this to buy) gigi ... "Why, why were you born assholes?"
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gamingeek said:Have you bought it?
I have, just today.
Short impression:
Feels like getting a epic blow job by a toothless prostitute.
It's that good.
Iga_Bobovic said:
Feels like getting a epic blow job by a toothless prostitute.
It's that good.
I was going to do a joke about one of our members, but it's too easy
Okay, let me tell you about the original Sin and Punishment. That game had awesome, awesome levels, awesome amount of enemies and so much awesome bosses. I downloaded that game and finished it, but one thing always bothered me.
The thing that bothered me were the controls. The shooting was fine, but manoeuvring you character was a chore. Avoiding enemy attacks was never natural. I could not get used to it. The sequel fixes that problem. Moving is now done with an analogue stick. Now it is so much easier to move around. You can even fly now, whenever you want. Even aiming is easier now, because of the pointer.
The level design, enemies and bosses is also improved and thanks to the revamped controls some enemies fill the screen with bullets. There are even ways to multiply your score by not getting hit and killing lots of enemies. Definitely has replay value. It is hard, it is nuts, it is awesome. It even has a underwater level with manta rays and fish, and you can shoot them all dead!
What more could you ask for?
gamingeek said:I was going to do a joke about one of our members, but it's too easy
How 'bouts I just make a joke about your member then? 
C'mon! Just a little one! 
Too easy!^
Okay, so I just go to a dark level in a forest, with full moon. fighting ninja like creatures, skeleton, zombies and flying medusa heads.
OMG is am playing Castlevania.
Heck this game is awesome.
First you play this Castlevania level standing still with the camera at you back. That you walk forwards, the camera sweeps back and you shoot the ninjas chasing you. Then you fly up and the game turns in overhead shooter. Ninjas hide in the grass below and you rain death from above. Then it turn to a sidescroller with enemies attacking you from both background and foreground. Then there is a sequence that turn the camera some many times while following a giant beast. It ends with a boss battle.
Oh and I got a flashback from the original game. Isa is Saki's and Airan's son. Story is still easy enough to follow, but the story in the manual has just blown my mind.
It was looking for a dick to hold on too but it couldn't find one.