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Yodariquo said:They're bringing back Cho Aniki?
if this is the PSP game, it's been out for ages
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Listen to Wu-Tang and watch Kung-Fu
Gather Manly Protein!
Yes!
Emperor Ballsack...?
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...Steel?
bugsonglass said:Yodariquo said:They're bringing back Cho Aniki?if this is the PSP game, it's been out for ages
It's been out in Japan for about a year, but it's making its way to NA this spring/summer. In fact I think it's the first one to ever come to NA. . . which is probably a good thing.
I think Thomas the Tank engine wants to sue these guys.
Its manly I'll give you that, but not a patch on muscle march. 
gamingeek said:
I think Thomas the Tank engine wants to sue these guys.Its manly I'll give you that, but not a patch on muscle march.
Yes but this is longer and harder than Muscle March.
robio said:gamingeek said:
I think Thomas the Tank engine wants to sue these guys.Its manly I'll give you that, but not a patch on muscle march.
Yes but this is longer and harder than Muscle March.
But not as buff. Do they run through walls chasing protein powder?
SteelAttack said:I have two sacks full of Man-Protein, right here!*grabs crotch*
Those are for the chickens. Aspro needs them back now.
I miss RatherGood's original Thomas the Wank engine that started the trend. It was pretty much the only good one as well.
I'm not sure I can sum up the game better than the press release so here's what's coming. Hold onto your speedos kids.
Cho Aniki Zero brings manliness back to the old-school shoot-em-up genre and, warps it to another dimension of sights and sounds. In Cho Aniki Zero, players will be introduced to brand-new characters and newly heightened experiences of rhythmic action, intertwined with the famous BGM of Kouji Hayama. Battle through five man-rageous levels of brotherly love and muscle-on-muscle madness!
“Cho Aniki Zero is a real trip,” said Frank “Bo” deWindt II, Associate Producer, Aksys Games. “It’s wacky, hilarious, and just plain fun. Be it the crazy characters, the challenging gameplay
Key Features of Cho Aniki Zero include:
* MUSCLE REIGNS SUPREME – Choose between Idaten and Benten, then select your “Option” (sidekick) such as Samson, Adon, or Micha & El. Defeat Emperor Balzac before he claims the universe’s protein for himself!
* MEN’S BEEEEEEEAM! – Too much man-action on the screen? Collect enough Man Protein to unleash the devastating attack of the Men’s Beam!
* IT’S RAINING MEN! – Blaze through five man-mazing levels of love, and bear witness to the birth and rebirth of some of the greatest bromances of all time!
* CHOOSE WISELY… Cho Aniki Zero offers multiple paths that leads to various endings for our muscle-bound heroes!
Even more muscley manly images will grace this thread as we get closer to it's July release date.