SteelAttack said:GG on the toilet:
More like this:
A Story of GG on the Toilet:
: I hear the story actually goes like this...
: GG was engaging in a behavior unbeknownst to all!
: Too much ass-play was starting to become problematic!
: It came to the point every time he dropped his drawers to poop...
: ...NOTHING would happen!
: This frustrated poor GG.
: A LOT!
: He asked his friend Leo for help, but all he could do at first was cheer him on!
: This, of course, did nothing.
: They had to resort to other methods, like smacking the poop out of him. Nothing.
: Beating the crap out of him. Nothing.
: Shocking the crap out of him. Nothing.
: Leo and GG were at their wit's end... When Leo suddenly had an idea!
: A good spanking usually does the trick!
: Lo! and Behold!
: It worked!
: ...and there was much rejoicing...!
: ...much...
: ...rejoicing...!
: FINALLY!
: Life returned to normal once again!
: THE END. Thank You! Thank You Very Much!
: *This story was told Live in front of a Studio Audience!*
Ladies and Gentleman I believe we have another Hall of Fame entry.
I owe it all to my Muse, Senor Steelo!
If I got a smile out of Bugsie, it was all worth it!
phantom_leo said:If I got a smile out of Bugsie, it was all worth it!
you know you did my friend. and a big + too 
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Listen to Wu-Tang and watch Kung-Fu
Yay!
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I can't stand random online voice chat, I mute everyone and never participate, whats the point. With friends its great, other than that its terrible.
When GG gets up in the morning and reads how Leo's thread got derailed into yet another discussion about his bog adventures, he's going to be shitting bricks...
...oh wait!
Now back to our regularly scheduled Topic!
If ANYONE has ANY interest in Pinball: Pinball FX 2 can be downloaded for free and if you have purchased tables for FX 1, they can be used with 2's new and improved engine! With the download of PBFX2 you can access any new or former table and try them for free as well! This game keeps a VERY well done record of all of your Live-Friends scores and even real-time updates if they are playing the same time as you. Better yet: Simultaneous, split-screen Pinball, too!
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Critic's Praise for FX 2:
OXM – 8.5
Quote: “…Pinball FX2 is a must-have for any pinball fan.”
Games Radar – 9
Quote: “We’re pinball fanatics here at GR, and it’s not easy to please our discerning tastes, so we’re happy to say that FX 2 finally overcomes the main hurdle for virtual pinball.”
“ We’re going to keep playing probably long after this review, and we’ll have no qualms ponying up for extra tables. Pinball heads unite – this is as good as it gets without having an actual table in your house.”
Team Xbox – 9.3 – Editor’s Choice Award
Quote: "I'm going to give away my position early on in this review because it would be too hard to hide the fact that I think Pinball FX 2 is the best Pinball I've ever played on a video system of any kind.”
Eurogamer – 9
Quote: “All hail Zen Studios for ensuring that we can all officially shut the hell up about DICE's fantastic early '90s pinball games on the Amiga.”
XXL Gaming – 92
Quote: “Pinball is an extremely social and competitive game and Zen Studios did a fantastic job integrating competition as well as teamwork into the game. Go get Pinball FX 2 today!”
Console Link – 5/5
Quote: “They have brought together a lot of really nice features into a visually stunning package. Since the game itself is free, of course download and enjoy. I would also suggest picking up at least one if not both of the table packages, you will be glad you did.”
VG Blogger – “Buy It”
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Game Informer: 9/10
“Pinball FX 2 brings the excitement and authenticity of modern pinball to Xbox Live Arcade. Banging around the silver ball is a blast in and of itself, but the social options turn this experience into an addiction. Not since Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 have I had this much fun competing with friends on Xbox Live.”
The Daily GamePad: 10/10
Aeropause: 5/5
Destructoid : 8/10
Game Interface: 9/10
GamerGeddon: 9/10
Tech-Gaming: A-
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Did I read that right? For free? As in...free?
It's free to DL the new version but you need to have old tables from FX 1... or you can get free demos of the newer tables.
How much is the first one?
You don't need to buy the first one. You can DL FX 2 and buy individual tables (for 240 points I think) or whole sets (4 Tables) for 800 points.
From Zen's own site:
"Now, for the information you have all been waiting for…how much is Pinball FX 2 going to cost? It’s actually a bit of a complicated question, so we’re breaking it down piece by piece. The first thing to understand is that Pinball FX 2 is a FREE platform download for any Xbox LIVE® Arcade user, providing access to the entire library of Pinball FX 2 content. Within the platform, you can demo every DLC table individually, and each collection as a whole before making a purchase.
The second thing to understand is that current Pinball FX owners are being well taken care of. When you download the Pinball FX 2 platform, you will simply import your existing content, this is FREE. That’s no strings attached backwards compatibility! The original tables will not only receive graphics and physics updates, they will also receive NEW Achievements!
If you have never purchased Pinball FX content, you will be able to buy the Classic Collection (Speed Machine, Extreme Agents, and Buccaneer) within Pinball FX 2 for 800 MS points. The original DLC tables (Nightmare Mansion, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Street Fighter II Tribute Table, and Earth Defense) will each be available for 240 MS points.
Pasha, Rome, BioLab & Secrets of the Deep represent the Pinball FX 2 Core Collection. This four table collection will be available on October 13th, 2010 for 800 MS points.
The Pinball FX 2 platform provides unparallel flexibility when deciding what you want to buy. Try each table, make sure it’s what you want, and then make the purchase. We are happy to provide backward compatibility to all our Pinball FX fans, and we know they will really enjoy the new content."
So, I can just DL this one, and buy one table for 240 points and play that one forever? I always wanted to have a pinball table in my house, lol.
Please buy it so I have the excuse to revive my "Friendly Competition" topic... which no one even attempted to use!
Just THINK of all the potential "Balls of Steel" jokes!