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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:10:20
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

There was the evil PS3 empire, ruled with an iron fist by a gimp in a black mask. His name was D.Vader. He wore all leather to hide his hideously disfigured face.

Occasionally Sonic would give him head.

Back in the rebel stronghold Luke Geekwalker

pondered why the Evil Empire would

endorse the sucking of hairy balls.

Even Chewbacca disagreed

with the idea....


The ball sucking empire argued that Rogue Squadron had gone as far as it could go on Wii level hardware, that the controls could add nothing. That an HD remake of the big battles from the Star Wars films were what was needed.

Obi Wang gave counsel to Geekwalker and said no. The old ways are better. Why build a Deathstar with a massive weakness (like the PS3) when you can rely on a lightsabre (wii dildo like thing)?

The fight had begun, where will the trilogy take us? Hopefully away from the hairy balls I see in the corner (Han Steelo please put them away)

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:03:48
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I'm waiting for dvader to join the discussion to take his side. We'll be the evil empire.
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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:19:27
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SteelAttack said:
I'm waiting for dvader to join the discussion to take his side. We'll be the evil empire.

So you can't be Han Steelo anymore. You're Emporer Ass-tine.

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:23:21
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gamingeek said:

SteelAttack said:
I'm waiting for dvader to join the discussion to take his side. We'll be the evil empire.

So you can't be Han Steelo anymore. You're Emporer Ass-tine.

Palpasstine.

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:28:23
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SteelAttack said:

gamingeek said:

SteelAttack said:
I'm waiting for dvader to join the discussion to take his side. We'll be the evil empire.

So you can't be Han Steelo anymore. You're Emporer Ass-tine.

Palpasstine.

That's too subtle, the ass gets merged with the P to become "pass".

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:55:50
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I too side with the Empire because Star Wars is better on the 360/PS3. Why? Easy, because more powerful hardware allows for better representation. We hold these truths to be self-evident. Nyaa

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:28:29
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I feel the Wii controller could better serve Rogue Squadron.  Not the PS3, that overweight blob of grease.

Look, a good RS with remotes is one thing, but with the PS3?  That's something else.

PS3 Rogue Squadron.  You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

These blast points-too accurate for the PS3.  Only Wii Remotes are so precise.

HELP ME, OBI-WANG KENOBI! YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:53:33
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Yuuzag Dong invasion.

Damn you stupid consolites, PC is superior. All bow down for the PC!

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:24:18
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I feel the Wii controller could better serve Rogue Squadron.  Not the PS3, that overweight blob of grease.

Look, a good RS with remotes is one thing, but with the PS3?  That's something else.

PS3 Rogue Squadron.  You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

These blast points-too accurate for the PS3.  Only Wii Remotes are so precise.

HELP ME, OBI-WANG KENOBI! YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!

Brilliant.

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:27:10

LOL This thread is so awesome.

The PS3 is the ultimate power in the universe, I suggest developers use it.

(I love how this argument is so huge and its about a game that will not be coming out. LOL What a slow ass week)

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:30:26

Dvader said:

LOL This thread is so awesome.

The PS3 is the ultimate power in the universe, I suggest developers use it.

(I love how this argument is so huge and its about a game that will not be coming out. LOL What a slow ass week)

I thought the same thing.  What the hell, let's argue about a game that will never be.  (Someone mail this thread to Lucasarts. Nyaa)

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:35:03

Iga_Bobovic said:

Yuuzag Dong invasion.

Damn you stupid consolites, PC is superior. All bow down for the PC!

+1 for the New Jedi Order reference

-100 for talking about PCs.

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:37:31

Look, I found a screenshot of Rogue Squadron 4 on the Wii.


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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:12:14
LOL

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:18:24
take it this is going to take the whole podcast this week to settle right?  this should make gg get a mic

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:10:55

You know what's sad? I spent a lot of time centering the text and changing the size to make it looks like the Star Wars text fading into the background. But no matter how many times you center align something with this editor, it still comes out left aligned.

And D.vader sucks balls. Obi Wang told me, that's why they had the big break up. Obi Wang said that sometimes he likes his balls dry.

Dvader said:

Look, I found a screenshot of Rogue Squadron 4 on the Wii.


And it still looks better than the movies.

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:21:36

Archangel3371 said:

I too side with the Empire because Star Wars is better on the 360/PS3. Why? Easy, because more powerful hardware allows for better representation. We hold these truths to be self-evident. Nyaa

I see you and Vader are friends... wet balls.

But Luke, why not put Rogue Squadron on PS3? It could look more amazing than you can possibly imagine?

STFU sister! If Factor 5 put the game on PS3 they would use the fucking sixASSis tilt to control it and the whole thing would be ruined. Don't turn to the darkside Leia, I was bullseyeing Swamprats before you were born.

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:41:15

Good eye Admiral. Good eye.

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:42:59

Wii LOLZ.

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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:57:13

LOL Funny stuff but my mind cannot be swayed so easily.

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