This is my favourite thread in the world. It's better than all those "heart-warming" news items about boy is too poor to have a switch so creates one out of egg-carton...
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This thread is definitely on its way to becoming epic. I definitely admire GG’s persistence though I scratch my head over it.
Pizza box controllers are nice, but they still pale in comparison to the Michael McDonald joystick.
Do I want to google Michael McDonald?
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bugsonglass said:Do I want to google Michael McDonald?
Same here. I’m tempted but also scared.
Hug me! Hold me tight!
Archangel3371 said:Same here. I’m tempted but also scared.
Hug me! Hold me tight!
He is obviously Ronald McDonalds brother. At least that's what a fool believes.
Now I feel bad. 
He looked like the guy that was the Donkey Kong champion.
travo said:He looked like the guy that was the Donkey Kong champion.
He does kinda resemble Billy Mitchell.
travo said:
I emailed the company that made it and told them what I was trying to do. They replied back and offered me a 30% refund for the item not fufilling my desired use of it. I don't think they read my message correctly.
robio said:You bitches don't know who Michael McDonald is? Uggghhhhh that's disappointing. Develop some taste in music! Well at least Vader understands.
They don't know him?
gamingeek said:I went to the local woodmill and asked for a custom switch sized piece of wood to be cut so I could use some joycon brackets and screw them in. I was told by the manager that their saw was broken and that they are waiting for a custom part from Italy to arrive in a week. I was given a card and told to call back in a week.
So in other words they brushed you off. 
Lies!
Crap. Switch box failed. It's too high.
Looks like custom wood is the way to go.