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Sat, 06 Aug 2011 21:27:21
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Okay, we all know there are some games that almost everyone considers sacred. Games like Half Life 2, Metroid Prime, Resident Evil 4, Uncharted 2, Ocarina of Time, Galaxy and so.



In this thread we shit on them all. We vent all our negativity about the sacred cows.



Foolz can vent over Half Life 2, Mass Effect 1 and 2, Metroid Prime 3, Uncharted and well, Foolz will pretty much carry this topic. The rest of us can shit over Ico. And Steel can shit over LBP and Mario.



So don't feel quilty, let it all out!

Edited: Sat, 06 Aug 2011 21:28:49
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Sat, 06 Aug 2011 21:32:37
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Meh! All those games you listed are crap anyway. LONG LIVE NOBY NOBY BOY ! ! !

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Sat, 06 Aug 2011 21:36:44
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Iga_Bobovic said:

Okay, we all know there are some games that almost everyone considers sacred. Games like Half Life 2, Metroid Prime, Resident Evil 4, Uncharted 2, Ocarina of Time, Galaxy and so.




In this thread we shit on them all. We vent all our negativity about the sacred cows.




Foolz can vent over Half Life 2, Mass Effect 1 and 2, Metroid Prime 3, Uncharted and well, Foolz will pretty much carry this topic. The rest of us can shit over Ico. And Steel can shit over LBP and Mario.




So don't feel quilty, let it all out!

LOL

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Sat, 06 Aug 2011 23:09:42
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Fuck Metal Gear Solid. That's right I said it. I haven't played it. I don't even want to play it. You know why? Because it sucks Great Dane dog balls. If Snake was any kind of real war hero the first thing he'd do is get a pair of scissors and cut off that ridiculous mullet of his. How the hell can anyone even take him seriously?

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Sat, 06 Aug 2011 23:48:01
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I really don't have too much against any of the games or franchises people hold dear.  There are several that I don't enjoy, but I can see some merit in all of them.  For example, Super Smash Bros.  The initial concept of bringing together your entire lineup of beloved characters and have them beat the shit out of each other -- that's an okay idea. To this day it seems like a game that kids or drunk adults would enjoy. It's colorful and fast-paced.

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 01:05:29
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I like all those games so no thanks. Nor do I ever feel the need to shit on others favorites.
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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:25:21
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I like all those games so no thanks. Nor do I ever feel the need to shit on others favorites.

Spoil sport. Sad

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:42:14
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.... okay I can fix this.

Link to the Past is a highly overrated adventure game. The puzzles are tough for the advanced group in 1st grade, but other than that no one has trouble with them. Boss fights are easy. And the music is grating. It makes you want to stab your ear drums with Q-tips. The fact that this game continually outshines better SNES classics of the same genre like Illusion of Gaia/Time makes you wonder if reviews have ever given half a look at anything on a Nintendo system that wasn't made by Nintendo or Square.

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:46:13
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Dis game lookz totally ghey!

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:47:59
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That's true. I only looked at that screenshot and I already feel the gay invading me.

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:48:39

That's me. I still have my wang out.

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:48:58
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Oh, nevermind then. LOL

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:52:29

Harvest Moon isn't a "sacred cow" though. I'm the only person who really thinks highly of it and puts it into the pantheon of gaming legends. And I'd like to think during the time we've known each other that I've made it abundantly clear that I don't know shit.

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:53:14

Leo, I thought it was meant to be me and you today. Sad

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:54:46

There's enough of me for both of you!

Three of you, really!

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:56:58

No topic is sacred tonight! Even one about sacred cows!  LOL

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:57:47

I feel no gay trying ot invade me, though!

But perhaps that's because it's already invaded me. kiss

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:58:43

With all of this gay talk, look who shows up!

Hi Homer!

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 04:00:12
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Also, "So don't feel quilty, let it all out!" LOL

http://www.gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Components-ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer-Blogs-Components-WeblogFiles-00-00-00-00-06/1541.requilt2.jpg_2D00_610x0.jpg

Steel, tell us why RE4 sucks so bad.

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Sun, 07 Aug 2011 04:00:32
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LOL x2. One for that weird-ass blanket, the other for Homer's perfect timing.

Edited: Sun, 07 Aug 2011 04:01:32
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