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Too many dongs means no online building for LEGO games
Developer talks about the challenges of blocking LEGO penises
exquisitetweets.com editorial
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Armature plan on using Ue4 for Wii U version
of Bloodstained - Rein *laughs* then backtracks
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Nintendo Digital Event will detail games
Launching in 2015 and early 2016
nintendo-insider.com
gamingeek
Tom Towers Reviews Swords and Soldiers II
Sounds liek a sincerely fun RTS.
laserlemming.com impressions
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Please no.
I cannot believe my car insurance company. They can't use my 6 minute video of this guy obviously admitting liability and offering cash, because it "breaches data protection" as he hasn't given permission for it to be used? What kind of fucked up legal shithead world am I living in?!!!!
There was a kid over in the States that was being bullied at school. He took video of the people bullying him & HE got in trouble for that. The world is retarded.
Funny how you can't do it yourself, but its fine & dandy for the government to tap phones & set cameras everywhere. And its fine for businesses to spy on employees with camera systems.
Puzzle and Dragons is one of the most addicting games of all times! I can TOTALLY see why it's so popular in Japan!!
Phew.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Skulls of the Shogun is ---FREE--- this month for PS Plus subscribers! GRAB IT, it's an EXCELLENT strategy game!!
By the way if anyone hasn't seen it yet, the Nindie Humble Bundle fully rolled out today. The final list of games is:
If you're one of the sad sacks off shit who still hasn't played Guacamelee and/or SteamWorld Dig, go buy this now!!!! Also, Woah Dave! is actually pretty damned fun (made by the guy who helped with the Bit.Trip series).
New Harvest Moon Coming to Wii U...and PC... and Mobile
Well... Natsume is 0 for 2 when it comes to their in-house developed games since the partnership with Marvelous ended (though to be fair a lot of people did agree that Lost Valley had some potential). I've said for years I wanted a console Harvest Moon, and god knows it won't come from Marvelous with their Story of Seasons franchise (Jesus that name is shit), so I will probably bite the bullet on this. But a game for Wii U, PC, and iOS/Android.... that doesn't fill me with hope man.
Square Store Exclusive Dragon Quest Heroes Comes in a Treasure Chest
$100?? Oh fuck that. I've already got a slime plush. Then again I don't have a PS4, so it was probably a moot point to begin with.
This is absolute horseshit. If I get screwed over for this, what the fuck have I been paying thousands of pounds in insurance for over all these years? 10 years with no accident and now two accidents within 6 months hit by foreign drivers. This makes me want to buy a dashboard camera that is constantly running.
Famitsu reviews
Rhythm Tengoku: The Best+ (3DS, Nintendo): 8 / 8 / 8 / 10 - (34/40)
Seiken Densetsu: Rise of Mana (PS Vita, Square Enix): 7 / 7 / 7 / 7 - (28/40)
Splatoon (Wii U, Nintendo): 9 / 9 / 9 / 9 - (36/40)
Dynamite Johnny (3DS, Starsign): 5 / 7 / 6 / 6 - (25/40)
Hikudasu: Hippa Land (Fullblox) (3DS, Nintendo): 8 / 8 / 8 / 7 - (31/40)
AirMech Arena (PS4/Xbox One, Ubisoft): 7 / 8 / 9 / 9 - (33/40)
Dragon Ball Z: Extreme Butouden (3DS, Bandai Namco): 8 / 7 / 7 / 7 - (29/40)
Alien Isolation (PS4/Xbox One, Sega): 8 / 8 / 9 / 9 - (34/40)
Fuck my life, I went to my mothers house, put together this lounger for her, then helped lift this massive ass plant to the front. And it's cause some allergic reaction along my arms, my skin is itchy, stings and coming out in red lumps.
My luck is just. Ah FFS.
News: FAST Racing NEO Details Finally Exit The Garage
The first footage will be shown in June.
Am I the only one who sees this?
Yes.
I'm stuck at work and can't watch the FO4 trailer.
Someone describe it for me so I can imagine it.
I imagine it's shit.
There are many well-hung mexican men frolicking on the beach in cancun. They are all in thongs. They are chasing each other through the shallow waves and splashing each other while slapping each other on their bare-asses.
This makes Juan especially hard. Juan is also spectacularly hung.
Juan goes to dodge a particularly hard ass slap by Pedro when his humongous, throbbing member frees itself from his skimpy thong.
...and we have FALLOUT!
**Actual scene-by-scene transcript of the events of the promo trailer!**
Phallout 4.