aspro said:

abso-fucking-lutely right. AMEN BROTHER.

No, its squids making people super horny.

For any other hobo gaming enthusiasts out there, GameStop has one of their better sales going on right now - 5 for $50. You can choose any five games regularly priced for $20 or less for $50. So if you select five games that are right around that $20 price point, you can get almost half off everything. On the other hand, if you select five games that are around 8 or $9, you might want to rethink your strategy.

There's 1325 Switch games on sale right now. In terms of graphic adventures there's:
Lair of the Clockwork God, hybrid with platforming for 4.60
Dead Synchronicity for 5.40 set after some cataclysm
Guard Duty for 4.99 retro looking knights and kingdoms comedy
Burnout Paradise remastered is 7.49
Stardew Valley 6.99
Dex is only 1.79 its a 2D open world cyberpunk rpg with full voice acting and 30 hrs of content
Guacamelle 2 complete is 5.80
Scott Pilgrim complete edition 7.80
Lots of the stuff mentioned last week is still on sale like Moonlighter

I just totalled up how many games I've completed this year. It's 55,just beat Dark Eye Chains of Satinav. I just turned on my new games to see what they are like, Way remastered seems good, excellent HD rumble and pixel art. Dex is awesome, it's like 2d deus ex! Dark eye Memoria seems on point like Satinav. Burnout remastered graphics look old even compared to Wii U NFS most wanted but yeah, gets me wondering why there's no gta on Switch. It runs fine.

So Leisure Suit Larry is basically a game for people our age. Larry gets frozen in stasis and reemerges in our time and then the game basically shows how messed up our time is with hipsters and influencers etc. Pretty funny and although it's a game for adults it's pretty PG, though has some mild swearing. The age verification thing is hilarious and will basically stop any kids from playing it unless they know 80s and 90s trivia. One annoying thing is the control scheme which has you moving Larry with the left stick but you can't just walk up to something, have the icon appear and press A. Instead you also have a pointer to control a cursor using the right stick. It essentially makes moving Larry directly pointless and yet you can't flip the controls to use the left stick with the cursor. Also started Afterparty, another game which is basically college grads chatting shit. But this time you're in hell with demons so it's pretty entertaining but jaggy as fuck. Also tried out Burnout Paradise remastered again this time on the 4ktv and I've got to say I find it really underwhelming visually. People say the Wii U was around Ps3/360 powered but there's a generational difference between Burnout Paradise and Wii U NFS Most wanted. Burnout Paradise to me looks like an HD remaster of an OG Xbox game.