So I awoke a village from a sleeping spell in Dragon Quest III and a girl there asked me if I watched her while she slept. I said yes. She said that I was strange and unpleasant. I feel so dirty.
Funny...in my old apartment I had a hot girl living upstairs from me. It was a 6 apartment house and we all shared a washer/dryer in the basement. One day I go down to do laundry, and the hot girl had left all her victorias secret panties on the table. I'm not proud of it...too much, but I did in fact feel like I should take a sniff.
Unfortunately, they were already washed. Fuck my life.
In any case. Do you guys know what a Laker girl is? Basically one of the cheerleaders paid by the Lakers to dance at half time and such what.
Anyway, I had this girlfriend, and a friend of hers introduced me to this Laker girl, and she immediately made those big eyes and starting touching my bicep like, "oh yeah, hello". Then 4 seconds later my girlfriend comes on the scene and completely deflates the whole situation.
So then, three years later I am divorcing my now wife, and the Laker girl has since become a paralegal and HELPS MY EX with the divorce papers.
So then fast forward 3 years later where I discover this Laker Girl has an apartment in the same complex... what are the odds in orange county which has like 12 million people.
I'm laying out by the pool and I see her, and recognize her for the first time, but realize I've seen her for like six months now and not recognized her, but she's totally recognized me before. Any way she walks by with the really tall black dude and I figure, "Oh makes sense, basketball dude," and go back to reading my newly discovered Isaac Asimove paperback.
So I awoke a village from a sleeping spell in Dragon Quest III and a girl there asked me if I watched her while she slept. I said yes. She said that I was strange and unpleasant. I feel so dirty.
I know, right. She should have felt honoured.
Morning. Wood.
Good morning, Wood. Interesting name.
Especially Archie, who secretly judges girls while they are sleeping.
Yeah, but it's not like he going through their dresser and sniffing their panties.
He just wants to make sure they're clean is all.
Exactly. Oh wait.
Well...
Exactly.
Us panty sniffers get no respect. We have to maintain our dignity dammit!
What good is sniffing panties that are clean?
Trust me, you wouldn't want to smell some panties that I've worn for a while...
Too much taint.
Funny...in my old apartment I had a hot girl living upstairs from me. It was a 6 apartment house and we all shared a washer/dryer in the basement. One day I go down to do laundry, and the hot girl had left all her victorias secret panties on the table. I'm not proud of it...too much, but I did in fact feel like I should take a sniff.
Unfortunately, they were already washed. Fuck my life.
I ... maybe I should save this for another day.
In any case. Do you guys know what a Laker girl is? Basically one of the cheerleaders paid by the Lakers to dance at half time and such what.
Anyway, I had this girlfriend, and a friend of hers introduced me to this Laker girl, and she immediately made those big eyes and starting touching my bicep like, "oh yeah, hello". Then 4 seconds later my girlfriend comes on the scene and completely deflates the whole situation.
So then, three years later I am divorcing my now wife, and the Laker girl has since become a paralegal and HELPS MY EX with the divorce papers.
So then fast forward 3 years later where I discover this Laker Girl has an apartment in the same complex... what are the odds in orange county which has like 12 million people.
I'm laying out by the pool and I see her, and recognize her for the first time, but realize I've seen her for like six months now and not recognized her, but she's totally recognized me before. Any way she walks by with the really tall black dude and I figure, "Oh makes sense, basketball dude," and go back to reading my newly discovered Isaac Asimove paperback.
to be continued...
You can't stop now!!
I need to know what happened! You totally hooked up with the tall black dude, right? Right?! I KNOW I'm right!!
Well, if I get enough upvotes...
Upvoted, please tell us more about your discovery of Asimov.