Dvader said:

Stupid Aunoma Zelda timeline story why is he enabling psycho Zelda fans who want a set timeline.

“Yes there is a master timeline but its confidential document!   The only people to have access to that document are myself, Mr. Miyamoto and the director of the title. We cant share it with anyone else! "

Clearly that is a joke, there is no timeline he is just messing with the crazy fans.

No... don't you understand man?  It was all planned out from the beginning.  In fact, they were all made at the same time, and they are being revealed unto us as the master has decided.

phantom_leo said:

^ These crazy fans are just waaay too gullible!

*tee-hee!*

Bastard!

ASK_Story said:

Anyone else interested or intrigued by Limbo?

It's getting rave reviews. Looks like the next Braid...maybe even better than Braid. To me, it looks like a creepy A Boy and His Blob!

I definitely want to check it out. $15 seems like a lot for it since it's only 3-4 hours long, but then again, I bought Super Mario games for $30-50, so it's a fair price when you think of it like that I guess.

I would love to play it, but $15 does seem steep.

ASK_Story said:

Zelda's like Final Fantasy only they keep all the characters the same!

Perfect.

aspro said:

^How about the Kirby timeline?

I have an even better one

The Mario timeline from Mama Robotnik

Bowser is born as King of the Koopa Empire. Kamek acts as his guardian and advisor.

Kamek has visions of adult Bowser's numerous defeats and attempts to create an alternate future in which the Mario Bros are eliminated

Tatanga is born on an unnamed planet in UA.

Syrup is born.

(In UT, Samus Aran is born and adopted by the last remaining Chozo colony)

(In UET, Link and Princess Zelda are born)

Mario, Luigi, Peach, DK, and Wario are born.

[[Yoshi's Island]]

[[Yoshi Touch and Go]]

[[Yoshi's Story]]

---Temporal Incursion 1: Adult Bowser and Future Kamek arrive seeking the power of the Star Children, in order to conquer the future---

[[Yoshi's Island DS]]

The Yoshi named 'Yoshi' is born

---End of Temporal Incursion 1: Adult Bowser and Future Kamek return to their own time---

Toadsworth the Younger begins to act as Peach's guardian and advisor

The Shroobs invade MW

[[Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time]]

---Temporal Excursion 2: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser and Toadsworth arrive from the future. Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach and Baby Bowser return with them to the future, and the group jumps back and forth in time repeatedly---

---Temporal Incursion 2: Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach and Baby Bowser return from the future---

---Temporal Excursion 3: Unknown events cause Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach and Baby Donkey Kong to travel to the future to play various sports with their future selves, including Kart Racing, Tennis, Baseball and Golf---

---End of Temporal Excursion 3: Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach and Baby Donkey Kong return from the future---

Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach, Baby Bowser, Baby Wario, Baby DK and Baby Yoshi begin to grow up.

Donkey Kong Jr., Princess Daisy, Rosalina, Mallow and Waluigi are born.

(In UO, Pauline is born on Earth1)

(In UL, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails, Knuckles and Amy are born)

(In UL, Dr Gerald Robotnik creates the artificial lifeform known as Shadow the Hedgehog)

(In UT, Space Pirates invaded the last Chozo colony and slaughter its inhabitants. Samus Aran begins to train as a Bounty Hunter to exact revenge)

Peach starts using the formal title "Princess Toadstool"

Fret ascends to the role of "King Fret" and becomes monarch of Jewelry Land. He fathers Prince Pine, who aids him in his rule.

A Luma spacecraft crashes onto MW. Rosalina and the Luma passenger become friends.

Bowser becomes Monarch of the Koopa Empire, and develops into a powerful sorcerer.

Wario learns how to brainwash people, and builds up funds.

Syrup achieves the rank of pirate Captain ("Captain Syrup") and commands the vessel S.S. Teacup. They begin plundering various lands for treasure.

(In UL, Dr Gerald Robotnik is executed by the Earth3 government)

Rosalina and the Luma leave MW in the Luma spacecraft.

A giant statue of Princess Peach is constructed, then stolen by Captain Syrup.

+++Universal Excursion 1: Mario, Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. travel to Earth1 in UO by unknown means+++

(In UO, Pauline and Mario meet. Mario adopts the nickname Jumpman)

(In UO, Donkey Kong captures Pauline, and Mario comes to her rescue)

[[Donkey Kong]]

(In UO, Mario Captures and restrains Donkey Kong, and gives him to a circus)

(In UO, Donkey Kong escapes the circus)

[[Donkey Kong Circus]]

(In UO, Mario again captures Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong Junior attempts to rescue him.)

[[Donkey Kong 2]]

[[Donkey Kong Jr.]]

(In UO, Donkey Kong Jr. frees Donkey Kong)

(In UO, Mario returns to UA)

(In UO, Donkey Kong breaks into Stanley the Bugman's greenhouse to wreak more havoc.)

[[Donkey Kong 3]]

(In UO, Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. follow Mario back to UA. Pauline remains in UO)

+++End of Universal Excursion 1: Mario, Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. return to UA+++

Rosalina and the Lumas create the Comet Observatory.

The pipes and sewers of the Mushroom Kingdom become infested with monsters.

Mario and Luigi become plumbers, and venture into the sewers of the Mushroom Kingdom to expel the monsters.

[[Mario Bros]]

[[Return of Mario Bros]]

[[Punch Ball Mario Bros]]

[[Mario Bros. Special]]

The Koopa Empire declares war on the Mushroom Kingdom and invades. Bowser uses sorcery to transform the peaceful inhabitants into stone blocks.

Bowser becomes aware of a prophecy indicating Peach can undo his magic.

Bowser kidnaps Peach and a number of her retainers. These are dispersed in various castles as decoy hostages.

Mario and Luigi traverse the Mushroom Kingdom to rescue Peach.

[[Super Mario Bros.]]

Mario and Luigi defeat Bowser and rescues Peach.

Bowser kidnaps Peach again and again.

[[Super Mario Bros. Special]]

[[Vs. Super Mario Bros.]]

[[Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels]]

Mario and Luigi rescue Peach for the fourth time.

+++Universal Incursion 3: In UO, a number of Japanese celebrities from Earth1 use unknown means to leave their universe and enter UA+++

A number of Japanese celbrities appear in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bowser kidnaps this group and imprisons them in castles. Bowser deploys an unusual army of DJs and sentient microphones to prevent their rescue.

[[All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros]]

Mario defeats Bowser for the fifth time and sends the Japanese celebrities back to their own universe.

+++End of Universal Incursion 3: All Japanese celebrities return to Earth1 in UO+++

Bowser's armies retreat to Dark Land, completely defeated.

Mario is rewarded by Peach for his efforts and is given a castle and surrounding territory. The area is renamed to "Mario Land".

The poligeographical system of the Mushroom Kingdom is overhauled. Princess Peach remains absolute ruler, and a King is assigned to Govern each of the newly-formed territories. The new states are: Grass Land, Desert Land, Water Land, Giant Land, Sky Land, Ice Land and Pipe Land.

Bowser fathers seven children: Ludwig von Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Roy Koopa, Iggy Koopa, Wendy O. Koopa, Morton Koopa Jr. and Larry Koopa. They become collectively known as "the Koopalings"

Bowser begins constructing a collosal invasion force in Dark Land. Numerous technical advancements are made allowing for the production of tanks, airships and battle boats.

Captain Syrup and the Brown Sugar Pirates occupy Kitchen Island, off the coast of the Mushroom Kingdom. They construct a giant castle using the stolen statue of Princess Peach as its foundation.

Wario meets the alien Tatanga. Wario pays Tatanga to invade and devastate the world of Sarasaland, to distract Mario.

Wario builds up his forces for the invasion of Mario Land.

Tatanga incades Sarasaland and decides to marry its monarch, Princess Daisy

Mario hears about the troubles in Sarasaland and travels there.

Wario takes advantage of Mario's absence and invades Mario Land, brainwashing the inhabitants to believe he is their ruler. He renames the territory "Wario Land" and occupies Mario's castle.

[[Super Mario Land]]

Mario rescues Princess Daisy and returns to the Mushroom Kingdom. Tatanga leaves MW.

Mario discovers the devastated Mario Land and is locked out of his own castle. Mario must find the six golden coins that will overcome the castle's defenses.

[[Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins]]

Mario defeats Wario, recovers his castle and liberates the brainwashed populace. Wario escapes.

Mario Land is remerged with the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mario has a long dream about a world called Subcon being invaded by monsters. Many of these are creatures Mario subconsciously remembers from his time with Yoshi (Shy-Guys) and his time-travel into the future (Birdo).

[[Super Mario Bros. 2]]

Mario conquers his dream, and learns from it the skill to pick up items and shells.

Bowser launches the second invasion of the Mushroom Kingdom. An armada of airships is launched, each one Captained by a Koopaling.

The airships arrive and attack the palace of each land. The magical wand of each king is stolen by the koopaling, who then turns the king into a beast.

In the chaos, Bowser attacks Peach's castle and kidnaps her.

[[Super Mario Bros. 3]]

Mario and Luigi defeat Bowser and rescue Peach. The Kings are restored, Bowser's forces retreat to Dinosaur Land.

The lands of Grass, Desert, Water, Giant, Sky, Ice and Pipe are consolidated back into the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bowser begins his occupation of Dinosaur Land, transferring forces to all territories including Yoshi's Island. Castles are built to oversee each territory, occupied by Koopaling masters. Bowser forms alliances with the Boos, Reznors and numerous dinosaur species.

Peach decides on a holiday and travels to Dinosaur Land. She meets up with Yoshi called "Yoshi", and is immedieately captured by Bowser along with numerous unhatched Yoshi eggs. Yoshi is imprisoned in an egg and left on his island.

The Mario brothers travel to Dinosaur Land to meet Peach.

[[Super Mario World]]

Mario and Luigi rescue Peach, Yoshi and the Eggs. Bowser's forces retreat from Dinosaur Land back to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mario, Luigi, Peach and Yoshi travel back to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bowser constructs a number of hotels in the Mushroom Kingdom as staging areas to launch another attack. Each facility is run by a Koopaling, except for the final hotel managed by Bowser himself.

Bowser kidnaps Peach and hides her in his hotel. The Mario brothers invade the hotels.

[[Mario Hotel]]

Bowser's hotels are all destroyed, Peach is again rescued.

Bowser and the Koopalings assemble their remaining forces and invade Jewelry Land. They abduct King Fret and Prince Pine, and steal the 12 Stability Gems.

An earthquake tears through Jewelry Land, splitting it into the Light Realm and the Dark Realm. The Koopa forces occupy the lands, constructing fortresses for each Koopaling. Prince Pine dispatches a letter begging support from the Mushroom Kingdom.

Peach recieves the letter, and sends Mario and Yoshi to save Jewelry Land.

[[Yoshi's Safari]]

The Light and Dark realms are restored when the Stability Gems are assembled. Bowser and his forces withdraw.

Mario and Yoshi return to the Mushroom Kingdom.

I'll cut it off there, just before it hits Mario's Time Machine and everything goes to hell, but it makes the Zelda timeline look like a goddamn straight line.

ASK_Story said:

Sold!!!

                                                        

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