Oh, Kratos, we're going to miss your antics. The beheadings, the disembowelings, and the gratuitous sex.

Yes, last week we started to say goodbye to the star of the God of War franchise with our Best Boss Battles feature – remember, this is the end of the trilogy, so there's no guarantee Kratos will be back – and today we're continuing that send off with a high-brow feature we're calling Knockin' Boots with Kratos.

With the Ghost of Sparta riding off into the sunset, we thought we'd jumpstart his acting career with a little trailer we whipped up for his big screen debut – Mounting Olympus.

That's right, it's a porno.

Seriously, after four God of War titles, we all know the only emotion Kratos can show is rage, and that limits the roles he can go out for. Rather than live as an obscure extra in the sequel to 300, we figure Kratos could fall back on the other talent we've seen him use in each of his videogames – makin' love to random chicks.

Thus, we give you the world debut trailer for the completely fictitious movie, Mounting Olympus. Did you bring protection?
Want a sneak peek of Mounting Olympus? Click here.
Want a sneak peek of Mounting Olympus? Click here.

Do you think Kratos has what it takes to make it in the adult entertainment industry? Would you pay to see him slay a hydra in bed? Sound off in the comments below, and if you're looking for a little context on how nudity has been presented in games over time, make sure to come back to IGN on Friday when we take a trip down memory lane in our new feature, A Brief History of Nudity.