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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:09:31

How can I make lots of gold? I always find myself in welfare.

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:10:01

BTW thank you Steel for getting me back in. Happy

Are you asking how to make gold in Oblivion or how to make gold in real life?

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:13:04
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Where have you been? Paint your bedroom with all our names. Put GG above the bed posts so you can look at me when you're doing it.

I've been knee deep in work this week, and I can't access this place from there, which sucks.

I actually printed that old pic you put at your GS blog when you traveled to the states on vacation. I look at it every night to get hard erections. LOL

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:14:21
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BTW thank you Steel for getting me back in. Happy

Are you asking how to make gold in Oblivion or how to make gold in real life?

LOL In Oblivion, in real life is much harder, even though I'm trying. Nyaa

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:18:52
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dvader said:

BTW thank you Steel for getting me back in. Happy

Are you asking how to make gold in Oblivion or how to make gold in real life?

LOL In Oblivion, in real life is much harder, even though I'm trying. Nyaa

I got rich the second the Oblivion gates opened up.  Inside the Oblivion gates are dudes with deadric armor and weapons, those always sell for like 3000, now you probably wont find a guy that has that much money, the most I find is 1200 and just sell them over and over. Also it probably has to do with my level, I fight against the strongest enemies so they have weapons and armor that always sell for a lot.

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:19:59
steelattack said:

How can I make lots of gold? I always find myself in welfare.

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dvader said:

BTW thank you Steel for getting me back in. Happy

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? What what what? Stop talking in codes you guys. You make GG cry. Man cry.

steelattack said:
gamingeek said:

Where have you been? Paint your bedroom with all our names. Put GG above the bed posts so you can look at me when you're doing it.

I've been knee deep in work this week, and I can't access this place from there, which sucks.

I actually printed that old pic you put at your GS blog when you traveled to the states on vacation. I look at it every night to get hard erections. LOL

So.

Wrong.

LOL

Your icon reminds me that I haven't watched any new Hard Gay episodes in ages. I'm just about to order the Adventures of Tin Tin dvd boxset. Did anyone else used to watch this growing up?

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:34:41

No one even commented on the kizuna screens from page 8?

Kizuna new screenshots

This screen is full of win.

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:38:54

Steel got me back into Oblivion through his thread in GS.

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:43:23

Let's play the Peter Moore game!

http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox360/xbox-360/news/when-peter-moore-said-f-you-to-yuji-naka/a-20080905125652796078/g-20060321132945404017

Moore - who helped launch Sega's ill-fated machine and was working for the company at the time - wanted to find out how consumers perceived Sega compared with other games companies. He gathered a focus group of twentysomethings and asked "If these brands were people, who would they be?" Apparently, Sega turned out to be the "granddad with dementia who used to be cool but you couldn't remember why."

Moore had tapes of the focus group dubbed in Japanese and headed to Tokyo to report the doddering image of Sega to the company's board. However, when he arrived, Yuji Naka - who Moore describes as being "a tad conceited" - accused Moore of tampering with the dialogue. "I lost it," remembers Moore. "I turned to the interpreter and said, 'Tell him, "F*** you"."

So let's be the focus group. How would you describe the brands as people?

Nintendo would be a guy with a ton of ideas, some weird, some clever, but he'd be a like a magician, pulling tricks and delighting a boardroom. Till he runs out of tricks...

Sony would be the businessman in the double breasted suit, rich, self assured, maybe a little on back foot given recent performance. But he wants to stay the course.

Microsoft would be a rich teenager, with a gold chain and sunglasses, shooting shit and high fiving his buddies.

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:10:19
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Well at least in those screens the character models are about Snake Eater-quality.

You know you want it.

http://media.wiix.info/galerie/disaster2/2_Wii_DDoC_Screens002.jpg

I was so bored as people seemed to have abandoned this place, this week. Steel for instance and Dvader, Raven being busy, that I popped over to GGD to look around. Are GS just bribing old forumers into staying there by making everyone mods?

pray tell who has been made mod since?

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Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:20:28

Sounds like fun.

Nintendo would be like a scientist that used to have all the answers to everything, was the best at what he did but slowly lost all of his fame.  But he recently discovered something that has brought him back to the forefront but he has no idea what to do with it, so he keeps looking for stuff in hopes that people continue to like him.

Sony is like a mob boss that quickly rose to power when he arrived at the scene.  He has been ruling the streets for years but recently he got set in his ways and refused to change them, all of a sudden the other mobs gained ground.  The mob boss is too arrogant and proud to ever admit he is not the ruler of the streets anymore, so his empire will wither away until he does something.

Microsoft is like a hot dumb chick that has no ambition in life except to be popular. She will go with the flow of the new fads and keep trying to one up everyone else so that she is getting the attention.  But she never plans to do anything with her life, she will just be hanging out with the same type of people for all time.

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Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:19:35

Let's do whores.

Nintendo is the decent looking slut that can give you good head and that you can introduce (no pun) your parents to.

Sony is the motherfucking expensivest whore you're gonna get in your entire life, but she's so hot looking you're going to want to take her out every single night.

Microsoft would be the ok-ish looking one that will fuck you all the way to hell and back every night, provided she doesn't lose an arm or a fucking leg in the process. She's got issues, you know.

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Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:20:57
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pray tell who has been made mod since?

Last batch saw Aspro and Teufelhuhn rise to power.

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Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:24:20

You guys got it all wrong. Nintendo was a nice girl. She and her boyfriend had a nice and healthy relationship. Everything was fine until a new girl entered the scene. This girl used to work with Nintendo, but they had a falling out. The girl was more edgier and confident. Nintendo's boyfriend left her and went with the edgier one. Her name was Sony. Nintendo tried her best, but her boyfriend only came back for a little while before returning to Sony. Nintendo tried and tried, but her boyfriend did not stay, he used her as a doormat. Than another girl entered the fray. This one was aggresive and loud. Her name was Microsoft. Nintendo's boyfriend went with her too, Nintendo was now a 2nd place doormat. Nintendo had enough, she did not deserve that treatment, so she found a new boyfriend. This boyfriend treated her right, but her old boyfriend was pissed. He accused Nintendo of betraying him, he said Nintendo is not the same anymore. But Nintendo's new boyfriend is rich, so she is laughing all the way to the bank.

End!

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Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:29:56

LOL Fucking golden.

But...how the fuck can Nintendo girl and her boyfriend have a niece?

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Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:32:46

Besides, I can totally picture Nintendo's new boyfriend as a pervy old man, loaded with cash and Viagra.

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Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:35:55

OMG steel and Iga, brilliant!!!!!

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Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:56:51
iga_bobovic said:

You guys got it all wrong. Nintendo was a nice girl. She and her boyfriend had a niece and healthy relationship. Everything was fine until a new girl entered the scene. This girl used to work with Nintendo, but they had a falling out. The girl was more edgier and confident. Nintendo's boyfriend left her and went with the edgier one. Her name was Sony. Nintendo tried her best, but her boyfriend only came back for a little while before returning to Sony. Nintendo tried and tried, but her boyfriend did not stay, he used her as a doormat. Than another girl entered the fray. This one was aggresive and loud. Her name was Microsoft. Nintendo's boyfriend went with her too, Nintendo was now a 2nd place doormat. Nintendo had enough, she did not deserve that treatment, so she found a new boyfriend. This boyfriend treated her right, but her old boyfriend was pissed. He accused Nintendo of betraying him, he said Nintendo is not the same anymore. But Nintendo's new boyfriend is rich, so she is laughing all the way to the bank.

End!

I was going to do one, then I read that.  I can't top that.

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Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:47:10
steelattack said:

LOL Fucking golden.

But...how the fuck can Nintendo girl and her boyfriend have a niece?

Because they live in Alabama.

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Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:56:12
foolz said:

LOL, and The Conduit doesn't?!!?!?!?!??!

It does.

Also I just played Facebreaker recently and holy shit what a turd.

One of the site's forefathers.

Play fighting games!

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