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When you're in a public restroom...
I go straight for the cubicle to bust a vein out.
one time as i was peeing in a urinal at my local football pub, this neanderthal comes next to me starts peeing whilst making unpleasant grunts, then stretches his arms up, farts loudly and belches even more loudly. then turns around at me smiles and says "lovely jubbly". true story.
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Oh boy, what a loaded question!
When I was a teen, I used to whip it out, practically while walking in the restroom door, being quite the exhibitionist at the time.
As I got older, I started to notice too many sideways glances and had a few too many hand-gesture offers, where I started to feel uncomfortable.
I don't use Public Restrooms practically at all anymore, but about 9-10 years ago, I started using stalls out of respect for my urinal neighbors. (1) I have very good peripheral vision, and I don't want to be tempted to peek, especially at my buddies. I respect their privacy at all times. (2) There are some things you just can't hide. Practically everyone I know has seen me in the buff. I just don't want to make anyone else feel bad.
In short, you'll never see a George Michael-like Evening News story featuring me!
Do I peek? Ummm... I try not to, especially if the dude is straight, and I can totally tell by body-language and gaydar. It's difficult not to. If you walked into a room of perky boobs and bubble butts, would YOU be able to resist?
When I was a teen, I used to whip it out, practically while walking in the restroom door, being quite the exhibitionist at the time.
As I got older, I started to notice too many sideways glances and had a few too many hand-gesture offers, where I started to feel uncomfortable.
I don't use Public Restrooms practically at all anymore, but about 9-10 years ago, I started using stalls out of respect for my urinal neighbors. (1) I have very good peripheral vision, and I don't want to be tempted to peek, especially at my buddies. I respect their privacy at all times. (2) There are some things you just can't hide. Practically everyone I know has seen me in the buff. I just don't want to make anyone else feel bad.
In short, you'll never see a George Michael-like Evening News story featuring me!
Do I peek? Ummm... I try not to, especially if the dude is straight, and I can totally tell by body-language and gaydar. It's difficult not to. If you walked into a room of perky boobs and bubble butts, would YOU be able to resist?
bugsonglass said:one time as i was peeing in a urinal at my local football pub, this neanderthal comes next to me starts peeing whilst making unpleasant grunts, then stretches his arms up, farts loudly and belches even more loudly. then turns around at me smiles and says "lovely jubbly". true story.
Alrighty! This just begs the question: "What the heck is a jubbly?!"
phantom_leo said:bugsonglass said:one time as i was peeing in a urinal at my local football pub, this neanderthal comes next to me starts peeing whilst making unpleasant grunts, then stretches his arms up, farts loudly and belches even more loudly. then turns around at me smiles and says "lovely jubbly". true story.Alrighty! This just begs the question: "What the heck is a jubbly?!"
it's just cockney rhyming slang. you never watched "only fools and horses"?
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I use cubicles. It means there's a less chance of standing in urine, though admitedly a higher chance of standing in vomit and faceces, but it's a risk you've got to take!
If no one's in the restroom, and it's clean, then I will use a urinal. Otherwise, I use a stall. I have a very shy bladder.
How can you use a wall mounted urinal? There is no tissue to dry yourself off. Your only option is flailing it about in a vain attempt to shake off the residual pee, which usually stains your trousers.
gamingeek said:How can you use a wall mounted urinal? There is no tissue to dry yourself off. Your only option is flailing it about in a vain attempt to shake off the residual pee, which usually stains your trousers.
If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. 
Ravenprose said:gamingeek said:How can you use a wall mounted urinal? There is no tissue to dry yourself off. Your only option is flailing it about in a vain attempt to shake off the residual pee, which usually stains your trousers.If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
And you risk spraying someone else, and a black eye.
I only use stalls. I haven't been able to use a urinal since Junior Kindergarden when I caught Rohit checking out my merchandise.
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Coopersville said:I only use stalls. I haven't been able to use a urinal since Junior Kindergarden when I caught Rohit checking out my merchandise.
I peak, and I like to be peaked at too.
I just use urinals, I want to get in and out as fast as possible. I dont give three craps if someone looks at me. And I dont peak, not that I am not curious if random dude next to me is better or worse off, but I respect the urinal, stick to your own buisness.
Dvader said:I just use urinals, I want to get in and out as fast as possible. I dont give three craps if someone looks at me. And I dont peak, not that I am not curious if random dude next to me is better or worse off, but I respect the urinal, stick to your own buisness.
You have to concentrate extra hard right? Because it's so small? 
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