Like it really happened...
So... How'd you get out of the trunk?
phantom_leo said:Like it really happened...
So... How'd you get out of the trunk?
The hookers queefed enough that they actually made the car float. I managed to rip a hole in the back seat and got out that way.
By the way I'm officially designating Jacksonville, Florida as the official meet-up place. That way we can go eat at Whataburger, the best damned fastfood burger and milkshakes on the planet. Plus as a side trip we could go to The International Museum of Art in Gaming and Interactive Creations, and visit the most racist sounding Chinese restaurant in the country:
Has to be florida really, plenty of other distractions, plenty of international tourism deals to go to disneyworld etc..
Yeah, Jacksonville is nice though I didn't care for Whataburger.
I'm just going to wait for Sony to perfect VR. Then we can all meet up in Florida in the inevitable GTA VRMMO.
travo said:I didn't care for Whataburger.
Clearly you're a horrible human being.
Dvader said:Iga_Bobovic said:You mean like when I tried visiting GG in London?! That did not end well!
You like threatened to rape him, lol.
If you really think that is why it fell through, then you are truly naive!
Let's look at your own resolve for a minute. The one where you and Robio try to meet up.
Dvader said:My brother has a holy land yearly pass.
Sadly with my new job and not knowing what is going to happen to my travel job my days of traveling is probably close to over. I am going to be in orlando in two weeks but I may have zero time what so ever. I do plan to do star wars weekends this year as I assume the entire cast of the movie will be there.
See? You are already making excuses why it will not go through. But yet somehow a Star Wars weekend will happen.
You can call me an ass if it makes you feel better, but let's not kid ourselves. We want to meet up, but as soon as we have to put some effort into it, we back down. So honestly we do not want to meet up, not really. We like the idea, but we back down when we want to take it further.
Foolz, Homer and I actually did meet up and it was fun. Tried to do the same with GG, but he backed down. I will try yo visit some of you if I am in the neibourhood, but do not hold your breath, that time may never come!
robio said:Clearly you're a horrible human being.
They don't have Whataburger in my area we only recently got Five Guys.
Why do American fast food chains have such bizarre names? (In America at least. In the civilised world they change their names to something reasonable.)
travo said:Burger Time?
Burger Time has clear, immediately apparent logic behind it.
Burger King made their name sillier in Australia, so the rest of the world isn't completely innocent.
Whataburger is a completely fine and reasonable name. "What a burger!" combined into a single name. Nothing strange about that. It's not like they called it "Big Dick's Mouth Meat."
And Ninty, get in your car and start off on a roadtrip. Whataburgers are found primarily in the southwest, but northern Florida oddly enough has several of them.
robio said:Whataburger is a completely fine and reasonable name. "What a burger!" combined into a single name. Nothing strange about that. It's not like they called it "Big Dick's Mouth Meat."
And Ninty, get in your car and start off on a roadtrip. Whataburgers are found primarily in the southwest, but northern Florida oddly enough has several of them.
It's 3 words combined into one. That in itself is completely unreasonable.
I consider the panhandle part of North Florida. Hell, anything north of Orlando is North Florida. That's the part of the state that most of the "Florida man" stories come from.
Foolz said:It's 3 words combined into one. That in itself is completely unreasonable.
You keep that backwards thinking of yours to yourself. If we didn't combine three things into one, we'd never have the fine city of Texarkana and we'd never had the opportunity to play Azure Dreams.
...that's unsettlingly specific.