*all pics taken using the in game camera*

Growing up on a farm in the mid-west, there wasn't much to do, tending to the animals, putting the feed out and running the tractor was the highlight of my day. As the years went by I always wondered if there was more to life. Eventually I went to college and I met this girl.

Her name, was Belle.

"GG you need some more fun in your life" she said one day. "I don't care what you say, you're coming to Spring Break with the rest of us, the train leaves today."

"What?" I said as she pushed me onto the train. "I don't even have a ticket!"

"That doesn't matter." She said as she shoved me into a different carriage and ran off to be with the girls. Well it turns out, it DID.

There were ticket inspectors everywhere and the whole trip I was on edge, hiding in cuboards, on top of shelves and beds. It was a nightmare. I'm too young for a criminal record!

This is me trying to run through the train undetected, it was a game of blind LUCK.

Eventually I sat down in a quiet compartment when this nerdy chick came milling about. Suddenly, she stopped right next to me and.....

...whispered something very dirty to me. I felt something then, something hard in my pants that I had never felt before, well, unless you count when Betsie the cow accidently brushed by me that one time on the farm. Anyway, this chick in the glasses? Five minutes later all I'll say is...

CHOO! CHOO!

When we finally got to the resort, disaster had struck.  

The mens changing room had burnt down, something I believe was done deliberately.

I'm pretty sure that Belle had something to do with this, as the girls seemed to delight in watching me change out in the open.

When I confronted her about it, she was quite offended.

Wow, that hurt.

"How can you even say something like that GG?" She yelled "I was the one that invited you here!"

Her friend got in the act too, what a bitch.

"Screw you GG" It seemed like I had blown my chance with the only girl I had ever liked.

But I was on the prowl for more.

I could not believe it, I had discovered Mecca, a land filled with beautiful women, and I was the only guy.

It was a party paradise, with strange flying furballs and warm sunny weather.

Tammy was the first sensation, I could barely believe what I was seeing, what a BODY. But the girls seemed intent on duking it out in some stupid beach game.

Then I discovered the crowd watching and a couple of other dudes out there. They may have been watching the action, but I was watching the "action".

And then Belle's eyes met with Tammy's..... well... her eyes seemed to linger.

Belle stepped up to the platform and her buddies cheered her on. Whoever won would OWN the beach.

"Yeah what EVER" Tammy said. "The day you beat me is the day you grow a set of boobs"

The other girls were relentless with their games.

I don't know if it was some sort of magic, but a light seemed to be emanating from Belle's chest.

"Let's do this!" It was Belles turn to fight.

"Knock that slut Tammy for six, Belle"

I had to admit, even with my soft spot for Belle, the opposing team was pretty well stacked.

My eyes were roving.

These girls were all dressed so well. In my tatty Tee and shorts, I felt desperately inadequate.

And so the trash talk begun.

The girls were getting heated, bickering. And became distracted.

It was time for a panty raid. I snuck into the girls changing room.

Unfortunately, Belle's annoying friend was watching me.

"I was just lost Kupo." I said. Well that didn't go down well. As the day went by Tammy beat Belle and in the evening Belle sought my company for comfort.  

She emerged in the morning very satisfied.

I had a trip I will never forget.

gamingeek said:

F****** imageshack. Why am I seeing half of each picture?

 must be opera turbo.  they all look whole here

Ravenprose said:

^ A blog post.

 Every post you ever make belongs in a blog.

A blog that no one can access.