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Sun, 04 Nov 2012 19:51:22
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I've really slacked this year when it came to posting my convention pictures. Typicallly I don't think about it until a month after it's over and by then, it's too late. Anyway here's a few from this year. Doubtful I'll manage to offend any cosplay diva's this year since the horror crowd is much more laid back and most of the women really don't give a crap if you call them a whore (and most of the time it's true anyway so there's no need to take offense).

This is Thug. He and his buddy Giggles have sort of a clown inmate thing going on and have a knack for zooming in on people who are scared of clowns. They are artists of highest degree and by that I mean they're assholes and love fucking with people. And I love them for it.

Here's me looking like a smooth pimp before I had my ass handed to me in the celebrity poker tournament. In my defense it didn't start till 11, and by 1 AM I just wanted to sleep.

Zombie Charlie Chaplin. General rule at a horror con, if you don't have a horror costume, just put on some blood and gray paint and boom instant zombie.

Case in point Zombie Trek Red Shirt chicks.

And this dude was about as tall as Warwick Davis, so good on him for making being short work for a costume.

This guy had a cool Beetleguise costume, but he was a douchebag. He was in the big costume contest and didn't place. He was bitter as hell about it, and didn't go out of his way to hide it. And now the entire con is laughing at him.  Lesson to be learned here kids.

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Sun, 04 Nov 2012 19:57:04
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This chick was actually a dude and those boobs were prosthetics. Hopefully none of you got turned on, but if you did please tell the group so we can laugh at you.

This guy's Hellboy costume was fierce and that mask was a homemade silicon piece. Pics don't do it justice, but the mask was so impressive Adam Savage from Mythbusters paid him over a thousand dollars to make one for him.

Inside the Big Daddy costume was a 10 year old kid. He struggled like hell trying to walk in it. It was awesome, funny, and sad all at the same time.

This was Sleeping Beauty (in the Briar Rose costume) and Malificent based on some twisted Disney sketch. Pic didn't do them justice but they were hot.

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Sun, 04 Nov 2012 20:00:34
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Pink chainsaw bunny lady (aka Dogwitch) brought along her protege' Bluebell

And one final weird note, the hotel that hosted the horror con was also hosting a Lotus convention. So that was two groups of people who had absolutely nothing in common getting to hang out together.

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Sun, 04 Nov 2012 20:08:50
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**fap, fap, fap**

robio said:

This chick was actually a dude and those boobs were prosthetics. Hopefully none of you got turned on, but if you did please tell the group so we can laugh at you.

Huh?!  GASP

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**FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP!!**

...fap!

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Sun, 04 Nov 2012 22:58:15
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I'm so glad you didn't lose power Leo.

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Sun, 04 Nov 2012 23:42:35
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Me too. If it wasn't for the Blue Tranny Elf and Midget porn, I don't know how I would have gotten through these tough times!

**This is what happens when I play Borderlands with GodMode!**

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 01:05:09
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Those are awesome. Damn I am going to orlando the wrong week (this upcoming week).

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 01:40:58
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The guy on the left just realised you were the Oreo guy!

Celebrity poker tournament? I take it one of thos Lotuses was yours.

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 08:11:18
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Bunnies are hot.

Glad you explained the plight of the Big Daddy or I would have made fun of him.

Where are the sluts?  You're fallin' off man.

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 12:32:12
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The guy on the left just realised you were the Oreo guy!

Celebrity poker tournament? I take it one of thos Lotuses was yours.



The whole weekend I tried to convince people I was there for the Lotus convention and not the horror convention. It seemed a lot cooler. One of the funnier moments of the con happened Sunday morning and I met a doctor who was actually there for a small convention regarding some type of blood disorder (people who randomly and constantly get nosebleeds), and he ended up buying passes to the other 2 events.

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 12:37:25
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Bunnies are hot.


Glad you explained the plight of the Big Daddy or I would have made fun of him.


Where are the sluts?  You're fallin' off man.



No, no go ahead and make fun of the Big Daddy. If this kid is going to be attending conventions he needs to learn mocking and humiliation at a young age. It'll make him stronger.

And yeah after looking through my pics I realize I didn't grab too many slutty pics this year. Two reasons for that. A. I was working a table for a fundraiser most of the weekend and my picture time was much reduced. B. The current fashion trend among sluts in the horror scene is 50's pin-up style. There are still the chicks in corsets and short shorts, but the better looking ones have these nice pin-up dresses, their hair curled up, etc. Looks really good, but it's signficiantly more conservative looking. They'll still put out in bathroom stall if you buy they a drink, but not nearly as much skin is showing.

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:12:58
"Barkeep! I'd like to buy a round for the ladies." WinkWink

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:16:29
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If this kid is going to be attending conventions he needs to learn mocking and humiliation at a young age. It'll make him stronger.
Or a mass murdering psycopath. Nyaa

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 17:59:18
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Or a mass murdering psycopath. Nyaa

This kid's parents are dragging him to horror cons, and forcing him to walk around in a Big Daddy cotume that he can barely move it, and all the while is surrounded by skanks with poorly displayed cleavage. I think it's safe to say he's already headed down that path.

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 19:39:10
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This kid's parents are dragging him to horror cons, and forcing him to walk around in a Big Daddy cotume that he can barely move it, and all the while is surrounded by skanks with poorly displayed cleavage. I think it's safe to say he's already headed down that path.

LOL Good point. Nice pics btw.

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Tue, 06 Nov 2012 12:18:57
Not content with offending whores, you've decided to offend a woman by calling her a man with fake breasts.  

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Wed, 07 Nov 2012 00:51:41

Tell you what GG. I'll give you her number and you can apologize for me...

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Wed, 07 Nov 2012 11:36:30
I think you need to do it in person.

And naked.

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Thu, 08 Nov 2012 01:54:39

With candy corn oreos in hand.

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Thu, 08 Nov 2012 01:57:42

Funny that you mention that. They're releasing Gingerbread flavored Oreos for Christmas and I've been asked to do a video for it.

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