a) get the fuck away
b) stay were you are
c) run into the flames and start flame tagging as much people as possible before your health meter runs out.
C right?
I just survived my first week, so far so good.
Next week my training starts.
gamingeek said:Looking good, that's about the same size as my dong, so you are testing it for me right?
You have the reading compression of a drunken flee. Don't you?! That thing there was just an example to show what SPTM's are. Pay attention to the colour, it is blue. Mammoet is red. So it is not even from us.
Oh and you do not have a dick, but a giant clitoris. Now grow a dick.
bugsonglass said:burn Autocrane on dvdr for me. i'll give you a tenner for it and i'll buy you a pint as well!
Yeah, not going to happen. I can't even burn stuff on my laptop. Oh and I don't drink!
Foolz said:a) get the fuck away
b) stay were you are
c) run into the flames and start flame tagging as much people as possible before your health meter runs out.
C right?
I was my answer.
Job is getting better and better.
Had some training and did some actual work. One was checking if a crane could do stuff at a site. You need to think of the capacity of the crane and space to put it in. Another one was another transport drawing. They wanted to lengthen a certain transport so that the surface pressure would be lower. At some roads you can only drive when you remain under a certain pressure. If you exceed this you might break the road.
Both were fun.
Tuesday is my crane training, already understand stuff about cranes, but can't wait to learn more.
Okay finished a transport job for Germany. It was about picking about picking up giant tables that have stuff on it. These tables would be transported to a factory and assembled there.
I had to make a transport plan about picking up the tables. This was tricky because the ground under the tables was sloped. Eventually I finished the project. It took way too long and it was a bit annoying at the end. Things were not always clear and they kept changing.
Then I had two nice and short assignments. One was to create a liftplan to disassembly a tower-crane. So I knew what crane to use and where to put it. So I needed to figure out the configuration of the crane. The crucial part was the cabine. It was not the heaviest object (that would be the jib), but it was much further away. With cranes you have a trade of between distance and capacity.
The second was lifting-plan for an office module from a crane on a barge. This one was fun too. Finally I had to create a lift-plan for windmill placement. The most crucial part is the nacelle, this is the heaviest part and it needs to be placed at the very top. This time I had to pick a crane, the team leader only gave me a single clue. It is a crawler crane. I picked one and we will discuss it Monday. Fun day ahead.
Looking good, that's about the same size as my dong, so you are testing it for me right?