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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 13:46:53
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Guess who showed up on CNN over the weekend!  Long story short, they were doing a human interest segment on the new god awful candy corn flavored Oreos. Last weekend I sort of did a Youtube review of them. Apparently the producers for this story searched YouTube for other people who were doing their own reviews for it, and apparently mine was stupid enough that they decided to use a piece of it. The story has since been put online here. http://situationroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/11/yum-or-yuck-new-candy-corn-oreos/

The whole segment is only about 2 minutes and 15 seconds long so if you want to skip to where I come in, it's right on at the end around the 2 minute mark. Watch, but be warned... I'm in the bathtub.

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 13:50:24
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Watching soon.

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 14:07:12
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I assume it was a bath of vodka, and you were making a Robio-infused blend this time?

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 14:10:02
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I really was just going for taint-infused vodka. The Robio after-taste is just a bonus for everyone else.

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 14:28:28
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Your 15 seconds of fame were you naked on the news asking if everyone wanted to see your package.  You're truly one of us.

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 15:15:56
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"That's candy corny." LOL

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 17:25:29
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AMAZING.

That was awesome.

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 18:43:10
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LOL

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 18:50:00
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LOL There are not enough pluses in this world, so I'm just going to give you this:

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 19:02:42
I want a Robio in the tub avi.
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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 19:15:42
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I find that vulgar and distasteful.

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...and I'm angry cause I thought I was going to see your package. FALSE ADVERTISING!
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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 19:38:53
LOL Welcome to the club of uncompromising gentlemen.

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 19:42:21
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Yodariquo said:
Your 15 seconds of fame were you naked on the news asking if everyone wanted to see your package.  You're truly one of us.

Trust me when I say, it's all down hill from there! Next you'll be spending all your time walking up and down a skinny, perilous elevated walkway while people whisper to each other things that you cannot hear and beautiful women will be paying you for sex to make babies with them!!

IT'S HELL! HELL, I TELL YOU!

crying

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 20:24:16

That was pretty godamn funny. Also you look like the main character from Sons Of Anarchy.

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 22:13:13

Thanks for getting it guys. I've showed to a few people and now I'm being looked at like the village freak. Then again that's nothing new I suppose.

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 22:38:10
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Yodariquo said:
Your 15 seconds of fame were you naked on the news asking if everyone wanted to see your package.  You're truly one of us.

Trust me when I say, it's all down hill from there! Next you'll be spending all your time walking up and down a skinny, perilous elevated walkway while people whisper to each other things that you cannot hear and beautiful women will be paying you for sex to make babies with them!!

IT'S HELL! HELL, I TELL YOU!

crying



OMG....*retches*
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Mon, 17 Sep 2012 02:17:31

OH FUCK! I laughed my ass off. Why didn';t you post that here when you made it you asshole?!


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Mon, 17 Sep 2012 02:19:31
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I think that should be your youtube channel.

Nothing but you starting every episode with you shirtless saying, "I'm Rob, You Want to See My Package?" and then reviewing everything under the sun.

Best of all you can tag it, "As Seen on CNN".

If you ever get your shit together and are on another podcast, I demand that is your opening line from now on.

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Mon, 17 Sep 2012 02:54:35

It's also important that you do the podcast nude from your bath. Preferrably with webcam on.

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Mon, 17 Sep 2012 12:30:09
I tried several times, the video does not load for me. Probably because I am not USA.

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