A Guide to Hardcore Rubbish Bin Rumaging
What?
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobile
I was checking if it would automatically resize photos. It would!
Hwæt? Those games look delicious.
By Miu Watanabe.
It looks like all the pics are cut off.
Is that the old DS Phat? Throw that shit back in.
@Travo:
No way! DS Phat is retro now! It looks like it belongs in a DeLorean. 
Edited: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:27:56
The pics are cut off? Strange they auto-resize for me.
Maybe it's Opera? Lemme guess, Dvader is using IE?!
Also the DS lite/i look as uncomfortable as the GBA: SP.
Edited: Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:51:49
He may have an issue if he's using IE6, which essentially I decided against supporting from the outset with the site.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobile
Step 1:
Poo in your own hands.
Step 2:
Eat it.
I infer great things from that.
so now you have a DS? or did you sell it for a BJ?
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Listen to Wu-Tang and watch Kung-Fu
LOLOLOL
Half Life 2 in there.
Nicely done
Foolz... LOL. You rule.
At least some people can appreciate high class hoboism!
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There are those here who claim to be hobos. But in this short 10 step guide that even dvader can understand I hope to show that not only am I the most hardcore hobo around, but also how you can become a better hobo.
Step 1: Look the Part
If you don't look like a hobo then when you're walking around vomiting and drinking, people will just think you're a dick, or Steel.
Step 2: Find your mark
Residential rubbish bins are often a good place to start as people who can afford their own are willing to throw out some great stuff. Also check in front of their houses for working televisions, computer monitors, and couches.
Step 3: Open the rubbish bin and then rummage through it.
This is pretty self-explanatory, but we do have people like GG amongst us who is only use to opening and rummaging through bat anii.
Step 4: Double check what you find.
What appears to be a DS could just be a DS case.
Step 5: Fuck yeah! But calm down
Okay, sholy shit, it is a DS! But don't get too excited yet, make sure it works.
Step 6: Jackpot! But check to see if you've done even better
If it is a DS and it does work check to see if it has any games in it.
Step 7: Celebrate
Yes, the money from the DS means that it will be YOU receiving the blowjob and not giving it tonight.
Step 8: keep looking
Just because you've had one big find doesn't mean these morons won't have thrown away more stuff!
Step 9: Don't Get Greedy
I know, I know, it's tempting, but taking crap like that will just weigh you down and use up what little energy you have left. It's best to leave behind rubbish if it's actually rubbish. Unless it's food.
Step 10: Make tidy, then leave
With the crap that's not worth taking where it belongs high-tail it next door and go hrough their bins!
I hope these simple steps will help you become a better hobo.