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Fri, 25 Sep 2015 14:04:48
I'll probably be available, assuming I'm not dead from exhaustion. Can anyone tell me why nothing makes a woman unhappier than seeing a man in a deep and satisfying sleep?
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Fri, 25 Sep 2015 14:18:25

Sounds like a case of premature ejaculation to me.

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Fri, 25 Sep 2015 14:20:43
Premature my ass. That's just good time management.
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Fri, 25 Sep 2015 15:04:32

LOL

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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 10:06:07

I might not make it tonight.  A friend is coming over for a gaming night, a rare occasion these days.  He's an early bird though, so perhaps he will have left in time for Splathour.  Either way, I win  Nyaa

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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 10:25:08
Tell your friend that you have problems with your relationship. Your wife does not sexually satisfies you anymore. Tell him that a Syrian prostitute is visiting tonight and you want him gone before 23:00 hours.
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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 15:27:33

So just me and robio?

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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 16:06:28

Yes. You could be playing Rocket League for a higher, more advanced multiplayer experience, but you prefer to prance around squirting people.

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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 16:11:28

Who doesn't prefer that?

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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 19:12:10
What time is it again?

Nevermind. I'm kind of dumb...and have a strong afternoon buzz going on.
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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 19:35:38
SteelAttack said:

Yes. You could be playing Rocket League for a higher, more advanced multiplayer experience, but you prefer to prance around squirting people.

I'll gladly squirt you in the face, just ask.

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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 19:45:18

So since we're unsure on numbers the first person online just jump into turf wars and we'll use the join friends option? If I duck out for a match it's probably to change weapons.

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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 21:51:39
I'll be running late. Wife wanted to run out, and we have been delayeddue to bad service.
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Sat, 26 Sep 2015 21:54:15

Splathour in 7 mins

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Sun, 27 Sep 2015 11:34:30

Nice matches Robio, shame we only played a few together. Didn't really see you on the field.

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Sun, 27 Sep 2015 12:54:35
that's because I am like a ninja. You don't see me until it's too late. somehow though you still managed to kill me.
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Sun, 27 Sep 2015 14:36:00
robio said:
that's because I am like a ninja. You don't see me until it's too late. somehow though you still managed to kill me.

I don't remember shooting you, inkstrikes or mines I'm guessing.

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Sun, 27 Sep 2015 16:25:00
No you shot me with your gun. Very end of our third and final game. It was also the one time we were on separate teams.
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Sun, 27 Sep 2015 19:42:11
robio said:
No you shot me with your gun. Very end of our third and final game. It was also the one time we were on separate teams.

Your team had a disconnected player on that one.

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Sat, 03 Oct 2015 10:59:08

Who's in today?

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