Thurday May 8th, I will visit my sister in London. I will stay there for four full days, so plenty of time to rape your sorry ass. We can record a live podcast with topics like anime, obscure asian movies and a real life recording of me raping you! So what day and place do you want to meet up for the podcast? I can record shit, you find a place where I can rape you in peace.

Bitch, I await your answer!

Iga_Rapovic

Edit: god dammit someone raped my calendar

Posted by Iga_Bobovic Fri, 02 May 2014 18:11:54 (comments: 55)
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Thu, 08 May 2014 10:37:44
I had no idea this blog had received more replies, from 19 to 40 overnight!

Nice tips Travo but with Iga I'm afraid he'd judo me to the ground and force me to play through Sin and Punishment to completion.

There's only one person on the site who'd I'd consider meeting in person and he shall go unnamed.

A big holiday meet up of everyone would be fun but I would worry we'd just get into a big argument and spoil the friendships.
 
Thu, 08 May 2014 11:04:09

What harm could it do?   I don't think anyone would judge and it would likely be a lot of fun for a day.

 
Thu, 08 May 2014 11:25:28
travo said:

'What harm could it do?   I don't think anyone would judge and it would likely be a lot of fun for a day.

I think reality might be a lot different from expectations and we might, unintentionally offend each other in some way. Or not "get" each other in real life leaving someone feeling left out maybe.

 
Thu, 08 May 2014 11:32:22
gamingeek said:

I think reality might be a lot different from expectations and we might, unintentionally offend each other in some way. Or not "get" each other in real life leaving someone feeling left out maybe.

I guess we just see things differently, though I admit to being shy about talking to friends in an online game.  I guess I'm fearful of coming off like a complete stuttering idiot.  So I can see the hesitation.  I just think it would be neat to connect with people you've known for years on the internet.  I don't mean everybody that I'm friends with online, but I think the VGPress has a unique group of people that I wouldn't mind meeting for a beer or just talking to for a few minutes.

 
Thu, 08 May 2014 11:40:09

There was 1:1 continuity from online to "real life" with the first locally recorded Press Room podcast. Unless someone is projecting a completely falsified persona, then there's no reason to think there wouldn't be. And even if they were, why couldn't they continue in person anyway? And we unintentionally (and intentionally) offend each other online all the time. Nyaa

 
Thu, 08 May 2014 11:51:43
gamingeek said:


There's only one person on the site who'd I'd consider meeting in person and he shall go unnamed.

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Foolz said:

Unless someone is projecting a completely falsified persona, then there's no reason to think there wouldn't be. And even if they were, why couldn't they continue in person anyway?

Because 2 forumites might be one person in real life.  That'd be hard to pull off in a local meetup.

 
Thu, 08 May 2014 11:53:24
SupremeAC said:

Because 2 forumites might be one person in real life.  That'd be hard to pull off in a local meetup.

I think it's a given that we don't invite Iwata and co.

 
Thu, 08 May 2014 12:32:06

You know I was going to invite all of you for a great big friendly meet and greet with Miyamoto, but I'm afraid he doesn't like most of you these days. He feels that in recent months everyone at this site has started to believe that the Wii U will fail and that we aren't true believers anymore. His exact words were, "I hope you and your VG press buddies all get your dicks stuck in your Playstations while you're busy fucking them."  Of course he said it in Japanese. But yeah he's not happy with anyone, even with me. In fact I had to make him this lovely Goomba bento box just to get him to talk to me again.

 
Thu, 08 May 2014 13:28:03
robio said:

You know I was going to invite all of you for a great big friendly meet and greet with Miyamoto, but I'm afraid he doesn't like most of you these days. He feels that in recent months everyone at this site has started to believe that the Wii U will fail and that we aren't true believers anymore. His exact words were, "I hope you and your VG press buddies all get your dicks stuck in your Playstations while you're busy fucking them."  Of course he said it in Japanese. But yeah he's not happy with anyone, even with me. In fact I had to make him this lovely Goomba bento box just to get him to talk to me again.

Wins thread

 
Thu, 08 May 2014 14:40:06
gamingeek said:
travo said:

'What harm could it do?   I don't think anyone would judge and it would likely be a lot of fun for a day.

I think reality might be a lot different from expectations and we might, unintentionally offend each other in some way. Or not "get" each other in real life leaving someone feeling left out maybe.

So you are basically saying that you are a coward. If you claim to be friends then you would want to meet up.
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