Thurday May 8th, I will visit my sister in London. I will stay there for four full days, so plenty of time to rape your sorry ass. We can record a live podcast with topics like anime, obscure asian movies and a real life recording of me raping you! So what day and place do you want to meet up for the podcast? I can record shit, you find a place where I can rape you in peace.
Bitch, I await your answer!
Iga_Rapovic
Edit: god dammit someone raped my calendar
Do you hate us or something, no one goes to jacksonville cause they want to.
Where are you again?
That's completely true. Jacksonville is the unwashed taint of Florida. The only place worse is Tallahassee.
Fun fact though, next summer (not this this) I'm taking the kids on a road trip through the South, and one of our destinations will be South of the Border.
You wanna meet at South of the Border? The tackiest place on earth? Deal!
The wife did mention traveling to Pensacola to visit family this summer.
How about we meet in another country, Miami.
Nah I am probably the most flexible one out of anyone. I can book a free flight to practically anywhere in the world.
I was about an hour away once but never traveled to Miami. I've been to the Keys and Fort Meyers, but that's it.
The keys are nuts but fun. I don't know where else you can see drag queens, pirates, and Jimmy Buffet all in the same bar.
No, he didn't threaten to anally rape us.