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Outselling Switch 1 by 1.15 million units (at comparable time).
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I've seen the movie. If you guys just want to skip the game I can tell you how it ends.
Nah, I own it. I read the book not too long ago as well.
If you look up Pam Ayers' work, you'll see how a poet ended up on TV. Very broad poetry. Here is what AI produced when I asked it to write a poem about you in the style of Pam Ayers (nailed it):
I’m gonna tell you 'bout Tom Towers,
A chap who spends his waking hours,
Not gardening or baking pies,
But gaming, with discerning eyes.
He’s got a podcast, quite renowned,
Where pixel talk and lore abound.
He’ll chat for hours, deep and wide,
On frame rates, shaders, anti-aliasing pride.
He’s not impressed by sloppy scenes,
Or muddy rocks in gaming greens.
“Those textures look like mashed-up chalk!”
He’ll mutter in his Aussie talk.
And if you dare to name Clair Obscure,
He’ll scoff and say, “The end’s unsure!”
“It fizzles out, it lacks finesse,
A narrative unholy mess!”
But still he plays, with furrowed brow,
Inspecting cliffs and granite now.
“Look at that boulder! What a joke!
It’s polygonal, and poorly woke!”
So here’s to Tom, with specs and sass,
A gaming gent of highest class.
He’ll rate your rocks, your quests, your lore,
Then podcast on it — and ask for more!
You ever put something somewhere and think, “I’ll put it here so I’ll remember where I put it”? That’s the kiss of death for finding it again. I do it all the time. I’ll tuck my passport into a “safe place” so I won’t lose it. Six months later, I’m tearing apart drawers like a raccoon in a garbage bin.
It’s like my brain makes a solemn promise to remember, and then immediately breaks it. I don’t know who I think I’m fooling. I’ve got a dozen “safe places” and not one of them is safe from me forgetting it exists.
You know what never gets lost? Junk mail. I could find a flyer for a pizza place from 2003 faster than I can find my spare car key.
Sorry for straying into Robio's Andy Rooney bit. I just want to know if this is something everyone does.
The developer doesn't do a straight conversion of the story. Murder on the Orient Express had an extended epilogue with a new ending.
The game itself was modernised too, the time period I mean and had a secondary protagonist.
I kinda want to replay it right now.
There also an excellent adventure game called The Raven: remastered which has a very classic movie vibe.