You know, in just about every new generation there are people buying up consoles and then scalping them for as much as much as they can get. But it's really baffling me this time around with the PS5. Who is paying the ridiculous prices this time around? It's not like there's some killer app out there that people need to play. Are they ultimately just paying the inflated prices for 60 FPS On older games and the new Assassin's Creed?

^ I think you posted that here in error. Clearly the image is meant for the 'is that a penis?' thread.

Archangel3371 said:

R.I.P. David Prowse.

I'll tell you a funny story. About 10 years ago at a comic convention in North Carolina, David Prowse tried to sleep with my wife.  

She had gotten to the convention hotel kind of early, and was sitting at a table by the hotel bar waiting for her roommates to arrive. Lo and behold, David Prowse checks in shortly thereafter. The management knew he was one of the special guests, so they opened up the bar for him so he could have an early afternoon drink, and my wife is sitting right there. So he asks if he can sit down and offers to buy her a drink, which she accepted. At this point she just thought he was a nice old man.

After about 10 minutes of conversation he asks if she wants to go up to his room. She declined, but this is where things get funny. Prowse is more or less a pussy fiend, and does not give up. For every rejection she gives him, he has a new follow-up for it.

"Sorry David, I'm married." - so am I, come on up anyway.

"I have to wait for my roommates, they're going to be here shortly." - Don't worry it won't take long.

This went on for a while until he finally decided to go to his room, but he asked her to drop by his table later and they would have dinner. so for the rest of the weekend, she wouldn't let her roommates leave her side out of fear that she'd have to keep fighting off this old man.

unfortunately, it wasn't quite as flattering as it could have been. Apparently he had a reputation for doing this at most of the conventions and signings he would go to. Find a woman, and try to convince her to fuck Darth Vader.