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How Darksiders is Blatantly Better Than Zelda:

Reason 1:

Link is a pussy:

Let's get one thing straight before we even begin: Darksiders is the manliest game ever made, for real manly men who are manly with their man things. The Legend of Zelda, in contrast, is for children and girls who have not yet known a lover's touch. You only have to look at the main characters to see this is true. One is the physical embodiment of conflict incarnate, a dauntless badass who will crack the skulls of angels of demons alike. The other is Legolas. Ladies and gentlemen, War wins.

Seriously, who would you rather have on your side in battle? A man with a fiery steed and a penchant for bloodlust who can turn into a giant molten demon at will, or a pussy little elf in a green skirt? War routinely hangs off the bellies of giant Hell bats and then stabs them in the guts. What has Link ever done, comparatively? Held a little shield in front of his girlish face so that seeds don't hit him. Seeds! Link is afraid of SEEDS. While War is fighting the entire armies of Hell, Link's shitting in his pants because somebody's thrown a packet of grow-your-own at him.

It is a scientifically proven fact that if you play Darksiders, your penis will become comparable in size to a chimpanzee's leg and gain enough ejaculative power to stop a charging African elephant. These same scientific studies concluded that if you play The Legend of Zelda, a man's penis will split at the opening and turn back on itself so that it looks like a hideous, veiny tulip. This gruesome physical reaction is known in the scientific community as "Zelda's Cock Flower."

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I couldn't have said it better myself...

...actually I have said most of that myself, but I'm not being paid to be a writer, so this guy wins!

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Then again on the other side, one could argue that in most Zelda games the puzzles offer somewhat of a challenge, or at least those in the later dungeons, while virtually everything in Darksiders can be figured out by a four year old with Down Syndrome.

Oh yeah and just because I loathe the man let me take a moment and talk about the Creative Hack. . . I mean Creative Director, Joe Madureira. Once he was arguabley the most talented comic book artist in the business but he then left the big companies to work on his own creations.  Unfortunately without guidance everything he created absolutely sucked.  Go read Battle Chasers if you want proof of that.  Now that he's realized he can't even create a fart after eating a bean burrito he just takes pieces of other peoples ideas and clues them together.

Fuck Darksiders and fuck Joe Madureira.  He's proof all Portugese people are just plain bad. *

*I'm not really sure why I threw that last part in there, but I remember reading years ago that he's of portugese heritage and just wanted to get one last shot in at his family in some way.

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Dude, you shouldn't quantify xenaphobia! Nyaa

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You would think with everything I posted I was playing only one game this weekend. Not true!

To this game I say: Requiescant in Pace!



My Level 21 HUnewn is singing: "Fly me to the Moon" in this game:



Finally, *yeah, I have to mention it* this game literally left me breathless with black spots in front of my eyes:



*Maybe more on that later IF I feel like blogging about it. Maybe not!*

What have all of you been playing?
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Mother 3 - This has been the game that has pretty much been eating up most of my free time lately.  Absolutely love it.  Highlight of the game so far??  When Lucas gets his PSI/Magic power unleashed, it's done in a spa by a 1,000 year old cross-dresser with not-so-vague tones of sexual molestation.  And in between when I need a change of pace I go over to the Beatles Rock Band and Wii Fit Plus so I can look all sexy and shit.

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Started an infiltrator playthrough, but the new class didn't click with me. At all. Playing on hard certainly makes things worse, because my character is a wimp that only feels comfortable shooting people down from a distance.

So I said "fuck it" and started a new playthrough with my old adept. At least that way I'll have the chance to reach Lv 50 and who knows, maybe even 60 before ME2 gets released.
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Random thought: SEGA should have put out Jet Grind Radio & the Xbox sequel on the Wii as the Jet Grind Radio Collection.

I would bite. Never did get the Xbox game.

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phantom_leo said:

Iga_Bobovic said:

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gamingeek said:

Screen tearing in Darksiders 360?

It's off the list.

They're working on a fix for it. It should be patched up soon.

GG = cheap bastard

GG has therefore no hard drive on his 360

GG = Cry



There's no internal memory on the 360 at all...?

You can't patch anything...?!

Jaspers have 512 MB built-in flash memory, but GG's an older model.

Or is it? They sent me a replacement model, it had the new dashboard pre-loaded. How do I tell and even if it is Jasper, isn't the internal memory for the dashboard? What size are these patches?

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Ugh, GG you NEED a hard drive!

You're missing out! Sad

Tell me about it, I can't even play Oblivion GOTY edition because a hard drive is required.

angrymonkey said:

edgecrusher said:

Random thought: SEGA should have put out Jet Grind Radio & the Xbox sequel on the Wii as the Jet Grind Radio Collection.

I heard that some company pitched the game but got turned down.

Headstrong of Bwii and Overkill fame pitched it to SEGA.

I've been playing with my wang all weekend. I tried 15 minutes of Spirit Cracks, got annoyed and went to bed.

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Or is it? They sent me a replacement model, it had the new dashboard pre-loaded. How do I tell and even if it is Jasper, isn't the internal memory for the dashboard? What size are these patches?

Then maybe there's still hope for you, flatulent being.

Patches are usually a few MBs in size.

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Updates done.


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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:11:35
So. Ummm. Is the RoF dead? For the first time since I can remember there was no WAYPTW Topic for the weekend and activity has dropped to an all time low. What happened?
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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:35:02

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So. Ummm. Is the RoF dead? For the first time since I can remember there was no WAYPTW Topic for the weekend and activity has dropped to an all time low. What happened?

WAYPTW

Why are you phapping this weekday?

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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:38:15

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So. Ummm. Is the RoF dead? For the first time since I can remember there was no WAYPTW Topic for the weekend and activity has dropped to an all time low. What happened?

I don't know... I just don't care.  There are two people there who seem intent on turning it into a very unpleasant place.  I just don't give a fuck about contributing to the ROF.

I've been meaning to send you a PM Leo.  Jody and the editorial staff are hoping to turn the GGD into the main hang out spot for the staff, and with that has come a relaxation in the rules.  I don't even know what I'm supposed to lock anymore because I haven't been given any indication about how relaxed it is getting.  All I know is that I've locked a few threads that have been re-opened by staff.  It is a little weird.  That is why things have kinda gone unregulated.

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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:04:10

Dark Void Eurogamer review

The lasting impression which Dark Void leaves is still one of disappointment, however. Had Airtight been a bit braver, more willing to deviate from the norm and run with some of its bolder ideas, then this could have been a great game. Instead, Dark Void's extremely short campaign - with no motivation for replay and no multiplayer options - is more like a portfolio of half-baked concepts hurriedly crammed into an uninspired package for ease of presentation, more show-reel than show-stopper.

5/10

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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:05:38

phantom_leo said:
So. Ummm. Is the RoF dead? For the first time since I can remember there was no WAYPTW Topic for the weekend and activity has dropped to an all time low. What happened?

It's been dead since I left.  

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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:06:43

This weeks releases

Games Released in the United States:

Nintendo Wii:

- Satisfashion

Xbox 360:
- Dark Void
- Death By Cube (online)
- Vandal Hearts: Flames of Judgment (online)

PlayStation 3:
- Dark Void

PlayStation 2:
- Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

Nintendo DS:
- Bejeweled Twist
- Dark Void Zero (online)
- Glory of Heracles
- Shepherd's Crossing 2
- Starship Patrol (online)

PlayStation Portable:
- Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

PC:
- Dark Void

Capcom's sci-fi action-adventure title Dark Void headlines multiplatform offerings for this week. PlayStation 2 and PSP owners can expect to see a port of the formerly Wii-exclusive survival-horror remake Silent Hill: Shattered Memories.

Nintendo DS debuts for this week include a port of PopCap's Bejeweled Twist, a sequel to the obscure PlayStation 2 farming title Shepherd's Crossing, and the Nintendo-published RPG Glory of Heracles.

Games Released in Europe:

Nintendo Wii:
- Resident Evil Archives: Resident Evil Zero

Xbox 360:
- Dark Void

PlayStation 3:
- Dark Void

PlayStation Portable:
- Yu-Gi-Oh! Tag Force 4

PC:
- Dark Void

Dark Void will also see a multiplatform release in the UK this week, arriving alongside a Wii port of Resident Evil Zero and Yu-Gi-Oh! Tag Force 4 on the PSP.

Games Released in Japan:

Nintendo DS:
- Shin Sengoku Tenkatouitsu: Gunyuu Tachi no Souran

PlayStation Portable:
- Honki de Manabu LEC de Goukakuru: Hishou Boki 3-Kyuu Portable
- Honki de Manabu LEC de Goukakuru: Takuchi Tatemono Torihiki Shuninsha Portable
- Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A's Portable: The Battle of Aces
- Shin Sangoku Musou 5 Empires
- Senjou No Valkyria 2: Gallia Ouritsu Shikan Gakkou

PSP owners in Japan will soon receive a new entry in Koei's Shin Sangoku Musou (Dynasty Warriors) series, along with Senjou No Valkyria 2: Gallia Ouritsu Shikan Gakkou, a PSP-exclusive sequel to Sega's acclaimed PlayStation 3 action-RPG Valkyria Chronicles.

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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:14:17
These new God of War III screens are insane.  Insane!
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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:14:55

gamingeek said:

This weeks releases

Games Released in the United States:

Nintendo Wii:

- Satisfashion

So who's picking this one up? Nyaa

Vader, rent it then give it your lowest ever score. What will it be?!

I will LOL if this is made by Ubisoft.

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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:17:50

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These new God of War III screens are insane.  Insane!

Did you see the ones from Friday?

8 pics of God of War 3 in one click Stone man with hammer

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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:22:22

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rragnaar said:
These new God of War III screens are insane.  Insane!

Did you see the ones from Friday?

8 pics of God of War 3 in one click Stone man with hammer

Yeah... my hype for the game is slowly building.  I've been on more of an RPG kick lately, but I will probably get roped into buying this one.

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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:22:32

Now this is interesting reading. Firstly despite selling more units because of price cuts, everyone's revenue is down.

And in terms of gaming revenue, Sony has bested MS for several years running.

Wow @ Nintendo's 2009 revenue share, it's as much as the other guys combined.

Gamasutra  said:

Analysis: Sony Sees Billion-Dollar Platform Revenue Drop In 2009

In press releases last week, both Microsoft and Sony touted total platform revenues for 2009 -- including first-party hardware and software sales and third-party games, plus accessories -- based on figures provided by the NPD Group.

We have combined those figures with analogous figures obtained in 2007 and 2008 to obtain a better picture of how fortunes of these platform stakeholders have shifted over time.

As the figure below shows, the total revenue for each stakeholder's platforms dropped. For Microsoft, whose only platform is the Xbox 360, this is the second decline in a row.

We will show later that Microsoft sold more hardware and software on its platform in 2009 than it did in 2008, so we expect that Xbox 360 hardware price cuts drove most of that drop in revenue.

Similarly, the Wii price cut no doubt explains most of the fall in Nintendo's revenue, which also includes DS hardware, software, and accessory numbers.

The truly alarming figure here is the $1.3 billion drop in Sony's revenues from its line of PlayStation systems.

Here's overall first and third party game industry revenue by hardware manufacturer for 2007 through 2009:

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According to comments made by Wedbush Morgan analyst Michael Pachter, we estimate that PlayStation 2 software revenues dropped by around $700 million in 2009, compared to 2008. That decline alone would explain more than half of Sony's loss. The PlayStation 2 hardware also received a price cut in 2009, which could have contributed another $150 million in lost revenue.

Another $225 million or more have come from the annual loss of 1.3 million PSP system sales. According to Creutz of Cowen & Company, the handheld software segment shed $200 million in annual revenue from 2008 to 2009, and we estimate at least half of that loss can be attributed to declining PSP software sales.

Without more precise figures, we cannot illuminate the situation further. However, the general outline is clear: The PlayStation 3 platform -- albeit the subject of a recent price cut -- is still growing, but the contraction in Sony's legacy and handheld segments has overwhelmed those gains.

industry-marketshare-by-stakeholder-2009.png

Sony cannot revive the PlayStation 2, and that system's revenue contribution is on a terminal trajectory. (To use Pachter's terms, the PlayStation 2 will “cease being relevant in 2010.”) We furthermore remain skeptical that Sony can reverse the fortunes of the PSP, at least at retail.

By mid-2010 we should know more about whether Sony will continue to back the PSP platform, and in particular the premium PSP Go model.

We would not be surprised to hear of a successor to the PSP in 2010, especially if it provides backward compatibility to first-generation PSP software and network integration comparable to modern mobile devices.

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