Huh?

gamingeek said:

Archangel3371 said:

gamingeek said:

Well HOTD 2 and 3 Wii sold over 900'000 so over the long term I hope this will do the same. If you are a European you can get it for £19.99 right now from amazon and the likes: hello fucking Iga.

Well what can I say, I suppose people are pre-occupied with RE5, SFIV and even Killzone 2, but with a couple of those games, you know they will sell regardless and you know that you will get them eventually down the line anyway. For once, instead of renting or waiting till a game is dirt cheap, try buying a game that's firstly good and secondly needs the sales first, and waiting on the other games for a price drop; you know you're going to get them anyway.  

I checked and the global sales seem to be 160'000 and that only counts a few markets. Really guys though, read the thread here, check it out, its a game well deserving of a purchase. I hope it at least does a million. I just started Madworld and undoubtably Overkill will be the more enjoyable game for me.

That seems like an odd way to buy games to me. I always purchase them in order of how badly I want to play them. I really don't base my purchases on how well or poorly a game might sell. I think buying that way is kind of foolish. For instance if I'm more interested in playing RE5 over HotD: Overkill well then RE5 will be the first game I'll buy.

That's because you are a mainstream whore with no patience.

While I know I will get around to the big games, just like I played Halo 3, GTA IV, I got SF IV too (no I didn't pay for it). I dont need to immediately play the 5th game in a series that has barely changed. I can wait a few months and try something new and good first.

You know those massive franchises are going to sell well, you know that they are going to be succeeded by yet another sequel. So why not try the new and different stuff first? I guess I'm a jaded gamer looking for something new. But I always get around to the meat and potatoes eventually. I just dont want to be served it every damn meal.

SteelAttack said:

Iga_Bobovic said:

Exitebots is awesome. Hamster is the devil, do not listen to him.

 I honestly see no appeal in that turd, Iga. So I must be the devil too. 

 Well, you were a Gamespot moderator! 

SteelAttack said:

Iga_Bobovic said:

Well, you were a Gamespot moderator! 

 Hmm. That must explain the horns and the oversized dick. 

 Yes and then you mellowed out and transformed in a Tanooki. That is why you have huge balls.

phantom_leo said:

Archangel3371 said:

SteelAttack said:

Iga_Bobovic said:

Exitebots is awesome. Hamster is the devil, do not listen to him.

I honestly see no appeal in that turd, Iga. So I must be the devil too.

Hmm yeah the game doesn't really strike my fancy either. This game will be a big pass for me.

Did you all read the hands-on I posted this weekend?! First article of this weekend's news.

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So. Let me understand this properly:

Nintendo is putting out a game where you are a robot...

--No, make that a TRANSFORMING ROBOT that can run, race and glide--

...that you can race against other people ONLINE...

...while playing POKER at the same time with these same people...

...and all of you are saying you are not interested?

 ...and you can make a motherfucking sandwich

You forgot the most awesome point

phantom_leo said:

Did I somehow stumble on the The Veterans Generation Press website...?

Who are all of you old, stinky men and what did you do with all the fun people I left here yesterday?

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That's like someone telling me: "We're gonna take you out for French Cuisine in Manhattan, driving you in a private limousine, where you will be continually given oral sex, on the way back from dinner we'll stop and get some alcohol, you will also receive a full body massage, while still receiving oral sex, while driver steps out to the local gamestop to pick up a copy of Metroid Dread and Ogre Battle Wii, then we will take you back to your apartment where we will baby-powder your freshly clean body, put you in a nice comfy robe, fluff your pillows on the couch and set you up for an all night Steet Fighter IV gaming session... while still getting oral sex..."

...and me responding: "Nah. I'm not interested."

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WTF?

This website was created to be a paradise for us. And all was well for a while. But then the hamster the most vile creature of all, seduced some of our own. Fist to fall was Archangel and and SteelAttack soon followed. SteelAttack was recently salvated from the evil moderator team, but he was no match for the hamster's seduction.

They became the followers of the hamster, corrupted to the core. They came here and gave their wrong opinions and started discord. Then a war errupted between the forces of good against hamster. The war shook the very foundation of this website. The site was ful of 404 errors.

The holy trinity of awesomeness (Yoda, GG and Iga) saw heaven turning into hell. If they did nothing the hamster would create hell. But fighting would also destoy the paradise they have build. They fell in despair.

Iga the first disciple of Fedor, went to Fedors website and started to pray. For Fedor would surely be able to destroy the hamster. But he prayed for days with no avail. He became desperate and started to cry in frustration. But suddenly his emotion went away. His desperate look changed into a cold gaze, all traces of emotion have left his face. His handsome body become smaller and chubbier and he lost his thick black hair.

Yoda and GG saw what happened, Fedor has chosen Iga as his avatar. Suddenly there was hope, hope to get rid of the hamster. Iga faced the hamster and his followers. He did not look at their eyes, no he stared at the ground with the same cold stare. Suddenly Iga struck with no warning. The ferocity of his striking caught hamster of guard. The hamster felt something he never felt before, fear and pain swept his body. His followers started to loss all courage and ran away.

But to no avail, Iga with Fedor's greatness flowing inside of him, grabbed them all and judo throwed them of the heavens. The hamster, Archangel and Steel Attack were banned from the heavens, they would become the fallen ones. Then Iga jumped down and pounded the ground. A huge crevasse opened. Iga grabbed the fallen ones and threw them in. The fallen ones saw the error on their ways and realized that Exitebots is indeed awesome. They asked for mercy and forgiveness. But Iga had none and closed the crevasse for eternity in internet time (5 minutes real time).