I knew I should have just bought long ethernet cables.

You want me to do what with your ass now...  ?!  

That not "ball", it's "bail."

I was reading that you need a password, or "safe word."

robio said:

Tropical Freeze didn't sell particularly wel, so I think they're going to take a step back from Donkey Kong. I think the clear answer here is a new Star Tropics.

It's true, it's damn true.

WooHoo

Ravenprose said:

Both! PC Master Race, FTW!

Minus!!!

For the record.

People rightfully complain about how primitive Nintendo's online system is in general.

But holy shit, Japan doesn't get internet. Or programming.

Sony's shitstorm of a network, through a PC browser is absolute shit.

I've been working all day on getting my PSPs, Vita, PS3's and PS4 on the nw account and it is AMAZING in the most negative connotation of that word.

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

Exihibit A: This is the screen you get after logging into the AU site (with intent to purchase PSN plus).

There is nothing you can do after this point. Nothing.

The level of incompetance demonstrated through the un-intuitive processes, absolutely broken websites and user management systems and sheer ignorance of how users interact with their systems disqualify them from future prosperity.  I am convinced that Japanese companies are doomed to failure in the west after today.

Steam barely gets a passing B grade, Microsoft has been doing this for so long they get by without knowing how, but Sony... holy shit. If my (hypothetical) son grew up to be Sony, I'd feel like I was a major failure.

I started playing Trine Enchanted edition, great fun. Seems a little harder than T2 and the presentation is not quite up to Goblin menace standards.

Using the U touchscreen makes the game so much better as the wizard and firing arrows with accuracy and speed. Great looking game though the story presentation is pretty poor, static map screens with narration?

travo said:

So let's talk about the Polygon article.  Which would you prefer, higher resolution or faster frame rate?  I'm perfectly fine with a lower resolution if it's smooth.  Ninety-nine percent of all games that I played last gen were 720 p and I was perfectly happy with the way they looked.  I'm excited to play TLoU again just to see how much smoother it will be.

I don't mind either but if a game decides to push resolution it better make sure the frame rate is a solid 30 without dips.

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