travo said:

Not the passcode part?

When the bridge blows up. I can't get across to the other side.

Beats me.

The only free Plus games I see currently available on PSN is Dust, Splunkey, Pix The Cat, Batman AA, D&D Chronicles of Mysteria, and Rainbow Moon.

Yeah, you get only the free games that are currently available when you start Plus. However, you can play them forever as long as you have downloaded them at at least once, and have an active Plus membership. I have around three dozen free games that I can still play, but are no longer free for new members.

The best reason to have Plus, IMO, are the discounts. We often get games at 75% or more off, and those are yours to play even if you cancel your membership.

About a month ago I was in the big city on business and had to stay at a hotel. I went and walked around looking for a six pack of beer and some falafal.

When I get back to the hotel room, half an hour later I realize that the beer I bought is so high in alcohol that it is not twist top.

So I take the elevator back to the lobby and ask the concierge if they have beer cap openers.

He says, "Yes I think we have one!", and then goes about finding it. Then he proudly presenst it to me and says, "When will you be bringing it back?"

I then consider that I have to open 9 beers ( I bought three tall beers as well) over the next 4 hours and then considered how many elevator trips it would be and said, "Uh... forget it"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I'll figure *something* out", I said.

So I go back to my room and try to remeber advice from my past.  My alcho friend Rich once showed me how to open a beer using a coffee table.

This result in me chipping the veneer off the coffee table, TV stand and bathroom counter. And a slowly fizzing bottle of beer.

Then I remembered a Romanian friend (Transylvanian death metal artist actually), about how you could use another bottle to open another bottle.  Again, this resulted in many slowly fizzing bottles of beer leaking their amber fluid onto the carpet.

I then trudged down to my car, where I remembered that I always have a bottle opener. Except when I don't, which in this case I did not.

So back to the hotel room.

The bottle to bottle method ended up working. Tragedy averted, but with much furnishings destroyed, and much carpet spilt upon.

If only I had thought of this:

Gif of the Day!

Teeth, Aspro. It's what real men use.

Ravenprose said:

Teeth, Aspro. It's what real men use.

Sadly, that was the fourth thing I tried.

aspro said:

About a month ago I was in the big city on business and had to stay at a hotel. I went and walked around looking for a six pack of beer and some falafal.

When I get back to the hotel room, half an hour later I realize that the beer I bought is so high in alcohol that it is not twist top.

So I take the elevator back to the lobby and ask the concierge if they have beer cap openers.

He says, "Yes I think we have one!", and then goes about finding it. Then he proudly presenst it to me and says, "When will you be bringing it back?"

I then consider that I have to open 9 beers ( I bought three tall beers as well) over the next 4 hours and then considered how many elevator trips it would be and said, "Uh... forget it"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I'll figure *something* out", I said.

So I go back to my room and try to remeber advice from my past.  My alcho friend Rich once showed me how to open a beer using a coffee table.

This result in me chipping the veneer off the coffee table, TV stand and bathroom counter. And a slowly fizzing bottle of beer.

Then I remembered a Romanian friend (Transylvanian death metal artist actually), about how you could use another bottle to open another bottle.  Again, this resulted in many slowly fizzing bottles of beer leaking their amber fluid onto the carpet.

I then trudged down to my car, where I remembered that I always have a bottle opener. Except when I don't, which in this case I did not.

So back to the hotel room.

The bottle to bottle method ended up working. Tragedy averted, but with much furnishings destroyed, and much carpet spilt upon.

If only I had thought of this:

You lived in the US for how long and you don't have a belt that doubles as a bottle opener? Must be a California thing.