GG's penis is so potent he got me pregnant over the internet. Of course, afterwards I realized it was only a humongous-sized turd.

• Sega and Capcom sales are red now, just read. Sony PS3 sales down, profit down 25%.
• Ocarina of time 3d has sold over a million
• Samsung are making Vita a quad core processor and now the halved memory we heard about yesterday is in question.
• Peace Walker HD is 60 FPS
• Ubicrap think their DRM is a success - assholes
• MS: Kinect can 'revolutionise player-character interaction' - jesus
• Mirror's Edge 2 uses Battlefield 3 engine: OPM strengthens rumour - nice
• Yamauchi loses $500 million off his Nintendo share price - the man is 300 years old, like he cares, he's more concerned about not having his dick fall off.
• THQ think wii U will not kill off Udraw but strengthen it.
• LOL, Sony Japan say the vita memory hasn't been cut.......... because it was never officially announced in the first place, nice try.
• Kirby Mass attack DS gets a 9/9/9/9 from Famitsu
• That Fatal frame wii game is out in japan next year.

SteelAttack said:

GG's penis is so potent he got me pregnant over the internet. Of course, afterwards I realized it was only a humongous-sized turd.

GG's turds are so hard, they are used in the industry for cutting diamonds.

The Tsunami that hit Japan recently was caused when GG took a crap in the ocean.

SteelAttack said:

How is Tales of Symphonia?

Is it 20 bucks good?

The first one? The Gamecube version?

SteelAttack said:

Wii one.

Second one is shit. If you saw the first for $20 buy it and sell it for $80 on ebay.

iPhone and iPad maker Apple has more money in reserve than the US government, incredibly - but what will Steve Jobs spend it on?


Apple noted a reserve of £46.9 billion in April; the US government apparently has a reserve of £45.3 billion, according to the US Treasury (via the BBC).


What Steve Jobs' Apple plans to do with such a vast pile of money nobody knows. The popular theory is that this will be a war chest used for strategical acquisitions of other businesses, and to snap up various technology patents.


Presumably a chunk of it will be spent on the new Apple HQ, too.


The question is how will this affect the world of video games? If Apple were to turn its aesthetic gaze upon our world, presumably no company would be out of its buying reach.

I really hope apple doesn't stink up the market anymore than it already has.

gamingeek said:

SteelAttack said:

Wii one.

Second one is shit. If you saw the first for $20 buy it and sell it for $80 on ebay.

iPhone and iPad maker Apple has more money in reserve than the US government, incredibly - but what will Steve Jobs spend it on?



Apple noted a reserve of £46.9 billion in April; the US government apparently has a reserve of £45.3 billion, according to the US Treasury (via the BBC).



What Steve Jobs' Apple plans to do with such a vast pile of money nobody knows. The popular theory is that this will be a war chest used for strategical acquisitions of other businesses, and to snap up various technology patents.



Presumably a chunk of it will be spent on the new Apple HQ, too.



The question is how will this affect the world of video games? If Apple were to turn its aesthetic gaze upon our world, presumably no company would be out of its buying reach.

I really hope apple doesn't stink up the market anymore than it already has.

Jobs is all about money, like any businessman. Gaming as we know it is a money-losing endeavor so he has no reason to venture into it. He'll stick to what it works for his company, which are shitty 1 dollar apps that mimic actual games with varying degrees of success.

That article doesn't take into account the vast amounts of money in gold reserves the US government has and its endless amounts of assets. Pretty stupid comparison, if you ask me.

^It is a stupid comparison.Apple is profitable, very much so. The American state not so much.

gamingeek said:

I want to buy some gold. How should I go about it? I want bars. Anyone know where to get it?

Try looking at the end of a rainbow, or Fort Knox.

edgecrusher said:

How about I take a massive shit, and you can then wait for it to harden at which point it can be cased in gold?

Why would I want your shit and not my own?