Dvader said:

X-Com update.

So i continued the mission I left off. I decided to just let Steel and GG move their way into position to save my ass. First Steel and GG encountered an alien near a home and I think GG killed it. Then I started to move them toward the direction of the one alien that is left. I know where the alien is hiding I just cant see it so my character primes a grenade and I throw it in the general area where the shots are coming from. The grenade goes off but doesn't kill the alien. It does blow up its cover so during his turn I see it, it shoots me in the face, I take the hit like a man and counter fire and kill it. Mission over.

Seeing that I was shot in the face I was injured for two weeks. Only Lara Croft got promoted, dont know why. So in a few days we have another mission. New soldiers have yet to arrive, and I am still sidelined so you guys had to go without your leader. This was in the desert and it was rather easy. Steel and GG were taking out aliens from a distance. Lara was leading the way toward the UFO. I had Jade from BG&E get shot but keep on fighting until she died from her wounds later on. Iga remained useless, wandering the desert slowly with his big gun. I crowed the UFO door with almost the entire team and Lara goes in first, two aliens fire at her and miss, she fires and misses. From outside the UFO GG takes aim at one of the aliens, misses that one but hits the other one and kills it. Steel enters and kills the other. Now the whole team is in the UFO and there is one spot where the last alien could be hiding. GG goes to check it out but nothing is there, the alien is outside. Iga doesn't see it. So Steel steps out of the UFO spots it takes a shot and misses, now he is vulnerable. Kaz comes to the rescue and kills it. Mission over.

Next Brazil was invaded. I knew I was not ready for a city invasion mission but i decided to try it out anyway. The second we stepped out laser fire killed nearly everyone. It was a massacre. So I loaded up a previous save and let Brazil burn. By now I have new soldiers, so Yoda, Foolz, Homer and Jill Valentine join. It goes quiet for a while, I start a new base in the US and I call it the Ring of Fire.

Finally something happens, Baghdad is under attack. I still don't have alien guns ready and the tank I ordered did not arrive yet. But I will try it anyway. I save before I go of course just in case it is too hard. We arrive and we step out, no lasers killing everyone, yay. There is a fence near the ship so I line up the crew by the fence. GG, Steel and Jill go an opposite way. Kaz steps through the opening of the fence and sees one of those mini UFO things, it fires at him but misses. I turn and run back, now I know I need heavy weapons so I bring Iga foward cause he has the rocket launcher. On the next turn Iga fires a rocket, hits it but it does not destroy it, it fires and kills Iga. Kaz goes to pick up the rocket launcher from Iga's dead body. Homer has a big gun so he fires away and  does some damage. Lara is off killing aliens in a nearby field. The GG team are gunning down aliens in the street.

Now on the alien turn the UFO thing fires at Kaz and knocks him unconscious. Aliens are trying to mind control me. I panic on my turn, Yoda is the medic so he needs to take care of Kaz and he does so. Homer and Foolz enter the home trying to search for the UFO. GG and Steel are on the outside fence on the other side of the home. I few turns go by, Yoda saved Kaz and then he had to calm me down cause I went beserk and shot at a fence. Lara was killed in the field. Foolz, Homer and Kaz move into position to take out the UFO. GG cant move cause the UFO is in the way. Then the UFO spots Steel and kills him. On the next turn Foolz shots missles at it but runs out of points. Homer panics. I finally get my stuff together and enter the home, Yoda follows. GG has a normal rifle , he needs to take out that UFO so he fires at it and takes it down with a pee shooter. Yay GG.

But then on the alien turn they take over Homer's mind, he murders a civilian, enters a room that has a window that so happens to have a view of GG is outside, Homer shoots a missle at GG and kills him! Now Foolz is trying to kill evil Homer. I am still panicking, Yoda is still trying to calm me down, he is trying to hold everything together. Kaz finds two more UFO things and Jill finds one elsewhere. Homer comes back to my control and he, Foolz and Kaz try to take down the UFOs but they kill Kaz and Foolz. Jill gets killed by the UFO near her. Yoda realizes I am a lost cause and goes to fight. Homer is killed soon after. I panic, Yoda is trying to save the day as the last sane member of the team, sadly he does little to no damage. Finally he panics as well, the aliens kill him. Which leaves me alone in a panic as they slowly come and kill me. We failed.

 Vader, I think this may be the only time I'll ever have a justified reason to post this (or this, if you can't see it):

Archangel3371 said:

Happy Canada Day!

Yay!

What happens on Canada day? Naked beerfest?