Ravenprose said:

gamingeek said:

Watch this nao

No

phantom_leo said:

ASK_Story said:

What if Sonic Team is actually developing Mario Galaxy 2!

Then the press release would read something like:

          

THIRTEEN NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTERS ANNOUNCED FOR MARIO GALAXY 2 In an unprecedented partnership between two giants of the industry, Sega and Nintendo are proud to announce the merging of their two greatest series ever! SAN MATEO, CA, and REDMOND, WA, - February 6, 2010 - Sega of Japan's Sonic Team® and Nintendo R&D 1 are pleased to announce the merging of the Galaxies of Sonic the Hedgehog and everyone's favorite Plumber for the Ages, Mario! While traveling the Galaxies in search of Princess Peach's lost Toad Retainers, Mario finds himself on a wondrous, lush, green world in the middle of a great conflict! The evil Dr. Eggman has stolen the Chaos Emeralds and is using them to create an Anti-Matter Zone from a fallen Grand Star! Mario joins the crusade already in progress and fights beside his long-time rival, Sonic the Hedgehog! Mario dons Sonic's famed Red Sneakers and Sonic learns a move or two from his galactic visitor! Traveling at speeds never before seen, Mario battles the forces of evil next to Boo-Sonic, Bee-Sonic and the all new Metal Super Sonic! That's not all! Joining the battle are Sonic's newest friends! The cast is to include: Katzman the Yeti: He carries both a sword and shield AND a rocket launcher! Steelio the Trouser Snake: Able to slip his way into the tightest of crevices, his exploring abilities will help-out Team Sonic in their quest! GiGi the Hermaphrodite Bunny: (S)he can fire stone like projectiles from her/his ass! Definitely the Tank of the Team! Iga the Ninja Rhino: Can anyone stop this Juggernaut? Not a chance! Break down walls in Zero Gravity with this irresistible force! Bugsie the Ladybug: He's a dude, but he's a Ladybug! His flying abilities will help Sonic and Mario navigate great chasms! Joining Bugsie are his torpedo-shaped pooch companions! They go for your balls, they go for your bum, then explode on contact! Askie the Raccoon: Flinging horded, unused RPG discs like Shurikens is his forte! His never-ending supply of games is the team's greatest arsenal! Riquo the Badger: The Shopkeeper of the game. He calls Sonic and Mario at all hours of the day and night trying to sell them crap. They just hang up on him. Hamster the Raven: A bird. In a Ball. Seriously the most useless character since Biggs the Mentally Challenged Cat. Archie the Canuck: What the fuck is a Canuck? His specialties are drinking beer and checking baddies into a wall! Watch out for his second attack though! Man, Woman, Goat, Robotic Monkey... he will use his Giant Canadian Wang to seduce baddies and bend them to his will! Edgie the Strappin'YoungLad: The only other human character in the game besides Mario and Luigi. No known powers. He just runs around yelling: "Nintendo Sucks!"

What kind of genius mind could have ever devised such a rag-tag team of misfits?! Brilliant! Consider them in!

More teasing from our insider: Sonic levels will be in 'Green Hill Galaxy'. Matthew's nearly in tears (of despair)

phantom_leo said:

Iga the Ninja Rhino: Can anyone stop this Juggernaut? Not a chance! Break down walls in Zero Gravity with this irresistible force!

 Even in the shitty Sonic universe I am still awesome. It is good to know that in whatever parallel universe you might find yourself in, no matter how crazy or lame the universe might be, there is one constant you can rely on. No matter what the situation, no matter what the circumstances, Iga will always remain awesome. 

Amen

Dvader said:

gamingeek said:

You can't make this stuff up. "We've just had some shocking news from an inside source at Nintendo: Sonic will be a playable character in Mario Galaxy 2! Wha?" says the mag, which adds the info is "from a trusted source".

This is so fucking horrible, I don't want that blue menace polluting pure mario games. Sonic should not be propelling his popularity of the back of mario's quality. First he's in Mario and Sonic, then sega try and copy mario tennis, then they try and copy mario kart and now the fucker is going to be in Galaxy 2? Fuck no!

According to a Tweet from NGamer magazine, Sonic will be a playable character in Mario Galaxy 2.

Explain to me how in the hell is this anything but AWESOME if true. All of you haters have no reasoning, all your brain is doing is saying "Sonic, OMG that means bad".  Having Sonic in Galaxy would be like the most amazing extra in the history of videogames. The pair up gamers have wanted more than any, and not in some stupid olympics game will finally come true. It is Nintendo's game so we will finally see what they can do with Sonic. It is not like Galaxy is changing, I highly doubt this is Super Mario and Sonic Galaxy. If true it would be a bonus level, the greatest bonus in the history of gaming.  

Sad you are all blind to see this.

All? ALL?!

*Ahem!*

"In an unprecedented partnership between two giants of the industry, Sega and Nintendo are proud to announce the merging of their two greatest series ever!"

So there! Nyah!  

Dvader said:

gamingeek said:

You can't make this stuff up. "We've just had some shocking news from an inside source at Nintendo: Sonic will be a playable character in Mario Galaxy 2! Wha?" says the mag, which adds the info is "from a trusted source".

This is so fucking horrible, I don't want that blue menace polluting pure mario games. Sonic should not be propelling his popularity of the back of mario's quality. First he's in Mario and Sonic, then sega try and copy mario tennis, then they try and copy mario kart and now the fucker is going to be in Galaxy 2? Fuck no!

According to a Tweet from NGamer magazine, Sonic will be a playable character in Mario Galaxy 2.

Explain to me how in the hell is this anything but AWESOME if true. All of you haters have no reasoning, all your brain is doing is saying "Sonic, OMG that means bad".  Having Sonic in Galaxy would be like the most amazing extra in the history of videogames. The pair up gamers have wanted more than any, and not in some stupid olympics game will finally come true. It is Nintendo's game so we will finally see what they can do with Sonic. It is not like Galaxy is changing, I highly doubt this is Super Mario and Sonic Galaxy. If true it would be a bonus level, the greatest bonus in the history of gaming.  

Sad you are all blind to see this.

The man who keeps buying Sonic games calls us blind?

gamingeek said:

phantom_leo said:

ASK_Story said:

What if Sonic Team is actually developing Mario Galaxy 2!

Then the press release would read something like:

THIRTEEN NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTERS ANNOUNCED FOR MARIO GALAXY 2 ...

 Genius.