Wii Balance Board matches $18K medical scale
University of Melbourne research shows
gizmodo.com news
Ellyoda
South Korea: Gil is real currency
Virtual currency now counts as real money
massively.com news
Ellyoda
First 3D Dot Heroes English Screens
Find out if the writing is good.
3ddotgameheroes.com media news
aspro
XBW Dark Void review
6.2.... poor Capcom.... Spyborgs too....
computerandvideogames.com impressions
gamingeek
Gamesindustry.biz forces registration on you
If you want to read its articles, sign up or F-off
gamesindustry.biz
gamingeek
Muscle March Hanafuda times review
Despite being absolutely ridiculous, this game is actually one of WiiWare’s more entertaining titles
thehanafudatimes.com impressions
gamingeek
Muscle March Boing Boing review
it strives to be the best scantily-clad-bodybuilder-breaking-through-walls game ever made
boingboing.net impressions
gamingeek
Klingon Honour Guard eurogamer retrospective
They only way to review a PC only game---get one that\'s been out for years
eurogamer.net editorial impressions
Foolz
Supreme Commander exclusive
Impressions - Early Campaign, High-End Units, Gameplay
gamespot.com impressions media
Foolz
Euro Friday Nintendo downloads
Max and the Magic Marker and DSi Electroplankton
computerandvideogames.com
gamingeek
Wii overtakes 360 lifetime software sales
But..... 3rd party games dont sell..
gamasutra.com
gamingeek
EA Sports Active expanding to Natal and PS3 wand
Look forward to it, fatties
eurogamer.net
gamingeek
Crackdown 2 demo is a definite
Ruffian dishing out taster before launch.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Spider-Man games "suck", says Acti boss
Kotick takes a pop at the most recent ones
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Peter Jackson enjoying Mod War 2
Likes games more than films right now.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Pre-order BioShock 2 PC, get original free
And save 10 per cent on the asking price.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Skate now available as Game on Demand
Download direct from Live for 20 quid.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Microsoft clarifies Mod War 2 DLC deal
Will be exclusive to Xbox 360 for 30 days.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
PS3 motion controller delayed till autumn
Will work with PlayStation Eye.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Phylomon: A biologically accurate Pokémon
Pelecanus occidentalis, I choose you!
phylomon.org media news
Ellyoda
UK MP Misses Gaming debate
LOL Other MP mocks him online - must read
computerandvideogames.com
gamingeek
The EGTV Show: Shattered Memories
A video look at the series return to form
eurogamer.net media
gamingeek
Hands on White Knight Chronicles
Level-5 really needs to make this more accessible.
eurogamer.net
gamingeek
Mass Effect 2 launch trailer
Launches SteelAttacks tiny wang into the stratosphere
gamekyo.com media
gamingeek
Nintendo starts Platinum selection
In Japan, Everyone's Reccomendation selection
andriasang.com
gamingeek
Irrational revealing new game this year
Sometime after March, says Levine.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Return to Ostagar delayed again
To improve Dragon Age testing procedures.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Microsoft man has dig at GT5 delay
"Forza continues to define racing."
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
MS never meant XBL Points to "mislead"
Greenberg wants to be more "transparent".
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
More Mass Effect games after third one
Zeschuk: universe too "valuable" to abandon.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Fat Princess patched with new map today
Also: it's ModNation Racers beta time.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Be Origami Killer in Heavy Rain DLC
Cage lets it out of the cage. Selecta.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Bungie: "Halo: Reach for us is not Halo 4"
A standalone title in more ways than one.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Samurai Showdown Sen here in spring
SNK's weapon-based fighter for 360.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
Splinter Cell Conviction coming in April
Not delayed for too long, then.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
PlayStation 3 tops 3 million UK sales
Most of them sold in the last six months.
eurogamer.net news
Iga_Bobovic
New Nier screenshots are here
Cavia and Square Enix's action adventure
eurogamer.net media
Iga_Bobovic
Eurogamer Reviews Xbox Indie Games Roundup
Abaddon 6/10, Arkedo Series 03: PIXEL! 7/10, SlideColors 6/10, I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES 1N IT!!!1 8/10, Mithra: Episode 1, Chapter 1 8/10, Squid Yes! Not So Octopus! 7/10, Gerbil Physics 8/10
eurogamer.net impressions
Iga_Bobovic
Motion control War: It's about the branding
Aspro, stick this in your thread and smoke it
gamasutra.com editorial
gamingeek
On rails died out with the Dreamcast
Says Shattered Memories developer
officialnintendomagazine.co.uk
gamingeek
Peter Moore talks Tiger Woods plan
They'll be hitting up the clubs together
gamespot.com editorial
Foolz
What is MS/ Capcom Exclusive?
Editorial ponders the big announcement on the 26th.
thegamershub.co.uk editorial
aspro
Tetris Mobile Hits 100 Million DL's
More than just another brick in the wall.
hothardware.com news
aspro
Marvelous selling 50% stake in Rising Star
Strange, as Europe buys their games the most
siliconera.com
gamingeek
Eurogamer hands-on PlayStation 3D
Today MotorStorm, tomorrow the Holodeck?
eurogamer.net impressions
Iga_Bobovic
Sonic Project Needlemouse info leaked? Rumor for n
It is called Sonic the Hedgehog 4!!!!
tssznews.com news
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Reason 1:
Link is a pussy:
Let's get one thing straight before we even begin: Darksiders is the manliest game ever made, for real manly men who are manly with their man things. The Legend of Zelda, in contrast, is for children and girls who have not yet known a lover's touch. You only have to look at the main characters to see this is true. One is the physical embodiment of conflict incarnate, a dauntless badass who will crack the skulls of angels of demons alike. The other is Legolas. Ladies and gentlemen, War wins.
Seriously, who would you rather have on your side in battle? A man with a fiery steed and a penchant for bloodlust who can turn into a giant molten demon at will, or a pussy little elf in a green skirt? War routinely hangs off the bellies of giant Hell bats and then stabs them in the guts. What has Link ever done, comparatively? Held a little shield in front of his girlish face so that seeds don't hit him. Seeds! Link is afraid of SEEDS. While War is fighting the entire armies of Hell, Link's shitting in his pants because somebody's thrown a packet of grow-your-own at him.
It is a scientifically proven fact that if you play Darksiders, your penis will become comparable in size to a chimpanzee's leg and gain enough ejaculative power to stop a charging African elephant. These same scientific studies concluded that if you play The Legend of Zelda, a man's penis will split at the opening and turn back on itself so that it looks like a hideous, veiny tulip. This gruesome physical reaction is known in the scientific community as "Zelda's Cock Flower."
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I couldn't have said it better myself...
...actually I have said most of that myself, but I'm not being paid to be a writer, so this guy wins!
Then again on the other side, one could argue that in most Zelda games the puzzles offer somewhat of a challenge, or at least those in the later dungeons, while virtually everything in Darksiders can be figured out by a four year old with Down Syndrome.
Oh yeah and just because I loathe the man let me take a moment and talk about the Creative Hack. . . I mean Creative Director, Joe Madureira. Once he was arguabley the most talented comic book artist in the business but he then left the big companies to work on his own creations. Unfortunately without guidance everything he created absolutely sucked. Go read Battle Chasers if you want proof of that. Now that he's realized he can't even create a fart after eating a bean burrito he just takes pieces of other peoples ideas and clues them together.
Fuck Darksiders and fuck Joe Madureira. He's proof all Portugese people are just plain bad. *
*I'm not really sure why I threw that last part in there, but I remember reading years ago that he's of portugese heritage and just wanted to get one last shot in at his family in some way.
Dude, you shouldn't quantify xenaphobia!
To this game I say: Requiescant in Pace!
My Level 21 HUnewn is singing: "Fly me to the Moon" in this game:
Finally, *yeah, I have to mention it* this game literally left me breathless with black spots in front of my eyes:
*Maybe more on that later IF I feel like blogging about it. Maybe not!*
What have all of you been playing?
Mother 3 - This has been the game that has pretty much been eating up most of my free time lately. Absolutely love it. Highlight of the game so far?? When Lucas gets his PSI/Magic power unleashed, it's done in a spa by a 1,000 year old cross-dresser with not-so-vague tones of sexual molestation. And in between when I need a change of pace I go over to the Beatles Rock Band and Wii Fit Plus so I can look all sexy and shit.
Started an infiltrator playthrough, but the new class didn't click with me. At all. Playing on hard certainly makes things worse, because my character is a wimp that only feels comfortable shooting people down from a distance.
So I said "fuck it" and started a new playthrough with my old adept. At least that way I'll have the chance to reach Lv 50 and who knows, maybe even 60 before ME2 gets released.
I would bite. Never did get the Xbox game.
Or is it? They sent me a replacement model, it had the new dashboard pre-loaded. How do I tell and even if it is Jasper, isn't the internal memory for the dashboard? What size are these patches?
Tell me about it, I can't even play Oblivion GOTY edition because a hard drive is required.
Headstrong of Bwii and Overkill fame pitched it to SEGA.
I've been playing with my wang all weekend. I tried 15 minutes of Spirit Cracks, got annoyed and went to bed.
Then maybe there's still hope for you, flatulent being.
Patches are usually a few MBs in size.
Updates done.
WAYPTW
Why are you phapping this weekday?
I don't know... I just don't care. There are two people there who seem intent on turning it into a very unpleasant place. I just don't give a fuck about contributing to the ROF.
I've been meaning to send you a PM Leo. Jody and the editorial staff are hoping to turn the GGD into the main hang out spot for the staff, and with that has come a relaxation in the rules. I don't even know what I'm supposed to lock anymore because I haven't been given any indication about how relaxed it is getting. All I know is that I've locked a few threads that have been re-opened by staff. It is a little weird. That is why things have kinda gone unregulated.
Dark Void Eurogamer review
The lasting impression which Dark Void leaves is still one of disappointment, however. Had Airtight been a bit braver, more willing to deviate from the norm and run with some of its bolder ideas, then this could have been a great game. Instead, Dark Void's extremely short campaign - with no motivation for replay and no multiplayer options - is more like a portfolio of half-baked concepts hurriedly crammed into an uninspired package for ease of presentation, more show-reel than show-stopper.
5/10
It's been dead since I left.
This weeks releases
Games Released in the United States:
Nintendo Wii:
- Satisfashion
Xbox 360:
- Dark Void
- Death By Cube (online)
- Vandal Hearts: Flames of Judgment (online)
PlayStation 3:
- Dark Void
PlayStation 2:
- Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
Nintendo DS:
- Bejeweled Twist
- Dark Void Zero (online)
- Glory of Heracles
- Shepherd's Crossing 2
- Starship Patrol (online)
PlayStation Portable:
- Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
PC:
- Dark Void
Capcom's sci-fi action-adventure title Dark Void headlines multiplatform offerings for this week. PlayStation 2 and PSP owners can expect to see a port of the formerly Wii-exclusive survival-horror remake Silent Hill: Shattered Memories.
Nintendo DS debuts for this week include a port of PopCap's Bejeweled Twist, a sequel to the obscure PlayStation 2 farming title Shepherd's Crossing, and the Nintendo-published RPG Glory of Heracles.
Games Released in Europe:
Nintendo Wii:
- Resident Evil Archives: Resident Evil Zero
Xbox 360:
- Dark Void
PlayStation 3:
- Dark Void
PlayStation Portable:
- Yu-Gi-Oh! Tag Force 4
PC:
- Dark Void
Dark Void will also see a multiplatform release in the UK this week, arriving alongside a Wii port of Resident Evil Zero and Yu-Gi-Oh! Tag Force 4 on the PSP.
Games Released in Japan:
Nintendo DS:
- Shin Sengoku Tenkatouitsu: Gunyuu Tachi no Souran
PlayStation Portable:
- Honki de Manabu LEC de Goukakuru: Hishou Boki 3-Kyuu Portable
- Honki de Manabu LEC de Goukakuru: Takuchi Tatemono Torihiki Shuninsha Portable
- Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A's Portable: The Battle of Aces
- Shin Sangoku Musou 5 Empires
- Senjou No Valkyria 2: Gallia Ouritsu Shikan Gakkou
PSP owners in Japan will soon receive a new entry in Koei's Shin Sangoku Musou (Dynasty Warriors) series, along with Senjou No Valkyria 2: Gallia Ouritsu Shikan Gakkou, a PSP-exclusive sequel to Sega's acclaimed PlayStation 3 action-RPG Valkyria Chronicles.
So who's picking this one up?
Vader, rent it then give it your lowest ever score. What will it be?!
I will LOL if this is made by Ubisoft.
Did you see the ones from Friday?
8 pics of God of War 3 in one click Stone man with hammer
Yeah... my hype for the game is slowly building. I've been on more of an RPG kick lately, but I will probably get roped into buying this one.
Now this is interesting reading. Firstly despite selling more units because of price cuts, everyone's revenue is down.
And in terms of gaming revenue, Sony has bested MS for several years running.
Wow @ Nintendo's 2009 revenue share, it's as much as the other guys combined.