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Sun, 15 Apr 2012 14:09:41
gamingeek said:

Anyone else get morning wood?



I think that's what Edge just said.

Then he falls on his sword? A little death in the morning? etc.

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Sun, 15 Apr 2012 18:17:40

I hate morning wood. Makes my morning pee much more difficult. Hrm

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Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:01:40

I think I get it because I need to pee. In fact I have to pee at midnight just so I wont have to get up during the night to pee again. indecision

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Tue, 17 Apr 2012 07:25:05

Jeez, after hearing all of your sleep problems I am happy I just have the mini-strokes and dis-orientation.

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Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:14:07
gamingeek said:

I think I get it because I need to pee. In fact I have to pee at midnight just so I wont have to get up during the night to pee again. indecision



Is your prostate ok?
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Tue, 17 Apr 2012 09:48:22
Dvader said:




Is your prostate ok?

I thought I had diabetes for a while but all tests were negative. How would I know about my prostate?

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Wed, 18 Apr 2012 19:59:34

Vader would have to feel you up and then maybe give you an ultrasound

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Wed, 18 Apr 2012 20:17:37

I dont do prostates but it is possible with ultrasound. GG you can simply get a test, you seem too young to have that issue though. I am just saying that cause frequent urination is a symptom.

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Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:28:11
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Dvader said:

I dont do prostates.




Uh huh...

Edited: Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:29:46

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Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:08:38
Dvader said:

I dont do prostates but it is possible with ultrasound. GG you can simply get a test, you seem too young to have that issue though. I am just saying that cause frequent urination is a symptom.

What should I be worried about? Cancer?

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Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:02:17

You're most likely just getting older, GG. Once I hit my early 30s, I had to pee at least once per night, sometimes twice. I got everything checked out, and I was fine. It's a good idea to get checked, though.

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Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:32:19
gamingeek said:
Dvader said:

I dont do prostates but it is possible with ultrasound. GG you can simply get a test, you seem too young to have that issue though. I am just saying that cause frequent urination is a symptom.

What should I be worried about? Cancer?

Not necessarily.  Quite often it may get enlarged without it being cancerous.  But it's not so common for people under 50.  I'm inclined to agree with what Raven said

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Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:47:46

Don't listen to them. You have cancer and just weeks to live.

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Fri, 20 Apr 2012 03:36:28
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Jesus guys stop scaring GG. GG your prostate and pee pee are fine. Don't worry about them.

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Fri, 20 Apr 2012 10:27:31

Should I get the doc to poke around my anus?

I would have to choose the most attactive female doctor and hope I don't get an erection. indecision

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Fri, 20 Apr 2012 10:31:49
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But she'll see your roids.
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Fri, 20 Apr 2012 12:12:29
SteelAttack said:

Jesus guys stop scaring GG. GG your prostate and pee pee are fine. Don't worry about them.



I think he just wants an excuse to get fingered by a female nurse and/or doctor.

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Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:00:47
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But she'll see your roids.

What the hell are haemorroids anyway?

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Fri, 20 Apr 2012 23:31:42
gamingeek said:

What the hell are haemorroids anyway?

VEINS. Inflamed, engorged veins within and around your arsehole.

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Sat, 21 Apr 2012 00:00:13
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I saw a stripper at a bar  who was gorgeous, then she bent over and revealed her big roid.  Bit of a turn-off.  
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