1.  Wakka (FFX) - Worst character ever made, ya?  Jesus I thought I'd love FFX when it was announced it'd have voice actors reading the script... and then I heard this douchebag talk. God it was like sticking an ice pick into my ears and then hammering it in.  Oh and for a weapon, he throws a volley ball. Fuck you Wakka. You suck!

2. Big "the fucking" Cat (Sonic games) - Big the fucking Cat is one of those characters that couldn't have seemed good to anyone. A big fat purple cat that does nothing but fishing games in his debut???  Who thought that was a good idea? Did someone really just want a character that walked around and said, "duuuuuuh" all the time? God he's bad.

3. Ashley Graham (RE4) - "Leon help me!" - After you hear that a couple thousand times you really lose interest in helping the bitch.  The girl is so utterly annoying that after the adventure is over, Leon passes on sex with her. Good for you Leon! You save yourself for that hunky Chris Redfield.

4. The entire secondary cast of Star Fox (all the Star Fox games) - They offer no useful advice. They just scream and panick and yell obvious things at you. It's like hanging with a pack of 2 year olds.

5. Funky Kong - This guy's list of crimes is like a attendeing a Nazi tribunal. Worst character in DKC64, his dumbass DK Rap was used for Donkey Kong's SSB level, and the most insulting thing of all... he was one of the hardest unlockable characters in Mario Kart Wii. What kind of reward is that? THat's like giving a kid a 6 pack of tomato juice for getting straight A's.

Ravenprose said:

FU,robio! Wakka rulez! Using a Volleyball as a weapon is effing GENIUS!!!

If I thought you'd actually have played the game I'd argue with you, but I know for a fact you haven't played any game that came out after 1992 so clearly you've never experienced the Wakka.

I dont mind Wakka. Big should be #1. Ashley has huge boobs and that is always worth saving.

I never got tired of helping Ashley.  Up ladders.

Baby Fucking Mario in SMW2:Yoshi's Island.

aspro said:

Baby Fucking Mario.

Whoa there! Poor choice of words!