Foolz said:

Aww, that's a pity.

I'll STFU and stick to gaming  trivia from now on.

Hello there this is DJ Fernando Martinez checking in for dvader who is clearly not man enough to handle this thread on his own. I will now take you on a journey of passion and sweet love making through songs of the 80s.  I have such found memories of that time, I was so young and naive then, sleeping with only 6 or 7 women at a time, it is so much better with more. The music had soul, it had emotion. Today it's all booty music "spank that ass, shake it up and down, booty booty booty!". No, you must caress the ass, kiss it gently, treat it as if it were a princess and when the time is right then unleash your animal instincts and show the ass who is boss.  It's all about passion and emotion.

Cutting Crew - I just died in your arms tonight


This ballad is sung by one of the best bands of the 80s. It's Open Arms from Journey. Though my case I find  that I come to her with open legs.

Journey - Open Arms


You know many times I get asked "Fernando my girlfriend has left me for another man, I feel like jumping off a building, any advice from Fernando the god of love" thats when I say to them "I am sorry for taking your girlfriend she said you make love like a chihuahua and she needed a lion. Here is a song that might cheer you up while I make sweet love to your former girlfriend. Oh and I am seeing your sister too."

Naked Eyes - Always something there to remind me


This next song asks a question that I Fernando never need to be asked, of course they want me.

Human League - Don't you want me


Someone told me "Fernando, did you hear about this VGPress member who is just as manly as you. His name is Steelattack and he legendary in Mexico. They say his balls are made of steel and he can make women orgasm with a stare." I say "Fernando has no equal, this is no coincidence. A scientist once tried to clone me using combining my DNA with that of a famous mexican physician, the result of that was steel, a smarter but less attractive version of me, Fernando."  To my half clone Steel, if you are listening, here is some music with hispanic flavor.

Kaoma - Lambada


I can feel my loins burning like a car that has overheated and stalled on the expressway on your way to work or something. Temptation is everywhere, it is up to you to give in to it.

Squeeze - Tempted


It seems like one of our members has lady trouble, well bugs today is your lucky day cause I Fernando will help you. The key to getting a woman to want you is to go after their mother. All girls view their mothers as sexual rivals, it is true Fernando has seen this first hand. I once slept with a 65 year old mother just to make the daughter all hot and jealous. It was not pretty, the mother had very saggy boobs and they would flip flop all over the place like a politician and she was all old fat and stuff. But sacrifices must be made in the game of love, in the end it paid off and it will for you as well Bugsy. In the mean time here is a song about a friend or something.

Biz Markie - Just a friend

I , Fernando am confused about this whole metrosexual movement now, don't women love a hairy manly man. My mustache alone has given women pleasure beyond words, they always beg "Fernando, tickle me again with your amazing stache".  My chest hair has chest hair, it provides something for the ladies to grab on to as we make passionate love in the back alley of a shady nightclub or McDonald's, I am not picky. Why shave away a part of manhood, I would never do such a thing. Excuse me while a comb my mustache, enjoy these hits.


Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't it be good

Depeche Mode - People are People


Art of Music - Moments in love


I hope you are all making sweet love. Make love to your woman, to your man, to your neighbor, to that woman that jogs every morning outside your window, to the middle school crossing guard lady while on duty, whatever you love make love to it. I hope that you feed your loins. My goal is to make all my listeners feel better about their lives but not too much better because then they stop listening and Fernando would be out of a job.  I leave you with this classic hit from Phil Collins, I can feel it coming in the air tonight... that is what she said.

Phil Collins - In the air tonight

Biz Markie? The post has my aproval.

Oh baby youuuuuu! You got what I neeed!

aspro said:

So speaking of 80's music. Is rockabilly considered pop music or folk?