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SteelAttack
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Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:04:14
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So...I followed Yoda's advice to jump in a few blitz matches (blitz chess is an extremely fast form of chess that grants only a small amount of time to players to make their moves, with either no or very small time increments after each move ranging in the seconds). Ooh boy. Did I get my ass kicked. 
Edited: Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:09:19
I just went to redhotpawn.com. Steel want to play?
Dvader said:I just went to redhotpawn.com. Steel want to play?
Yay! Add me.
I found you. Are you dvader?
SteelAttack said:I found you. Are you dvader?
dvader654.
You are talking to an imposter!
SteelAttack said:So...I followed Yoda's advice to jump in a few blitz matches (blitz chess is an extremely fast form of chess that grants only a small amount of time to players to make their moves, with either no or very small time increments after each move ranging in the seconds). Ooh boy. Did I get my ass kicked.
I should have prefaced that by saying what time controls. You'd want around 10-15 minute games, or 5+5. Some people like playing bullet chess, which is just stupid, in my opinion.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileSteel?
I really hope your name in that site is steelattack, if not someone got a really weird message.
I am going to go play Bayonetta in like 3 minutes if you dont show.
EDIT: found him
I am going to go play Bayonetta in like 3 minutes if you dont show.
EDIT: found him
Edited: Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:47:54
Place your bets guys. I'm betting on Steel. 
Dvader said:Place your bets guys. I'm betting on Steel.
I'm watching
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileYodariquo said:Dvader said:Place your bets guys. I'm betting on Steel.I'm watching
Oh no, the pressure is on now.
A hush falls over the crowd in wonder of whether we'll see the challenger, Dvader, respond in kind with the Giuoco Piano, or rather opts for a two-knights defence, or should he be daring enough, a Hungarian defence.
Edited: Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:57:42
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileCrap I didnt know I had to refresh, sorry
And a collective WTF? was heard from the crowd upon the resultant 3..h5.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileYodariquo said:And a collective WTF? was heard from the crowd upon the resultant 3..h5.
Its all part of my master plan... yeah...
Oh man, we even have commentary by yoda himself!
You missed an opportunity for a nice combination there, Steel.
7. Bxf7+ Kxf7
8. dxe5
And you win back the piece because the knight is pinned.
7. Bxf7+ Kxf7
8. dxe5
And you win back the piece because the knight is pinned.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobile
Yodariquo said:A hush falls over the crowd in wonder of whether we'll see the challenger, Dvader, respond in kind with the Giuoco Piano, or rather opts for a two-knights defence, or should he be daring enough, a Hungarian defence.
I hope you are using the Snooker commentator voice.
I have no idea what's going on! 
Dont worry, I dont either.
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