robio said:And calling it Pocket Jockey is a little funnier.
Game Freak realizes this, look at the logo:
Great news Leo. Stay positive, things are never has bad as they seem.
Yeah, great news, Leo! Right now, chill at home, rest and play some Pocket Pool....I mean Pocket Jockey.
Nintendo should have released Pocket Card Jockey as a retail 3DS game. Even though it is only $7 it has more content and replayability than almost anything they've released in the last few years!
You race horses, build their stats, then you can breed them to produce offspring that share their skills and stats...
So far my horses have been:
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Phantom Pain (M)
Female Menace (F)
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When they produce an offspring, I shall name him or her Phantom Menace! 
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While they get their groove on at the Farm, I am currently racing a horse given to me by my sponsor. It's a horse with a flaming mane; probably a reference to Rapidash... I named him Flaming Moe. I don't know if I'll be able to breed him though, I get them impression he's not too into the lady horses!
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HeadLander -- In the future, humanity has freed itself from pain by giving control of it's bodies, lives and emotions to an AI by the name of Methuselah. In this incredibly unique Metroid-Vania style game from the groovy team at Double Fine, you play a disembodied head that can suck objects, generate a shield and hijack cyborg bodies and machines as you explore a totally far-out 1970's-esque sci-fi universe equally full of both danger and perverted puns!
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Apotheon -- Zeus has condemned humanity and forbidden the Gods to go to it's aid. You play as a lone warrior taking on the whole Greek Pantheon using whatever weapons you can swing, fling and throw as you fight with rag-doll-esque physics, motion and animation in a world that's styled after the art most often seen on ancient pottery from that era.
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XeoDrifter -- Renegade Kid is quickly becoming a name to know when it comes to retro-style games. You can go ahead and call this game a mini-Metroid because it wears it's inspirations quite clearly on it's sleeves!
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I'm back bitches!
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HeadLander -- In the future, humanity has freed itself from pain by giving control of it's bodies, lives and emotions to an AI by the name of Methuselah. In this incredibly unique Metroid-Vania style game from the groovy team at Double Fine, you play a disembodied head that can suck objects, generate a shield and hijack cyborg bodies and machines as you explore a totally far-out 1970's-esque sci-fi universe equally full of both danger and perverted puns!
I see cock.
phantom_leo said:I'm back bitches!
Yay!
Apootheon was so disappointing.
Glad you are back. Your bitches miss you.
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TumbleStone -- Have you been itching for a unique take on the match three puzzle formula? If you want a goofy but fun story-line that hearkens back to the mid-90's puzzle era, if you want silly sound effects to match, if you want fast-playing and ultra-competitive versus modes and gameplay that's not quite as simple as you would first guess, TumbleStone is for you!
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Glad things have gotten better for you Leo.